The Reporter and the Uncle

Reporter: Hello, Uncle Heitu, we are reporters from a certain station and would like to ask you a few questions. Farmers used to live a life worse than oxen and horses. How is it now?
Heitu: Nowadays, everyone is living as they wished, they are all living like oxen and horses.
Reporter: ......
Reporter: Uncle Heitu, now farmers are well-off and watch TV, but I heard that your TV can't change channels; no matter how you switch, it's always the same program?
Heitu: Yes, later the repairman said it would be fine after 7:30.
Reporter: ......
Reporter: Uncle Heitu, you often watch , right? Do you know why after each segment they always show the part where they tidy up the scripts?
Heitu: To tell us that your boasting was prepared in advance.
Reporter: ......
Reporter: Uncle Heitu, please, the patriotic movies praising our outstanding leading cadres like , , and , what are their common points?
Heitu: Cadres who try to seek welfare for the common people always end up on a dead end.
Reporter: ......
Reporter: Uncle, let's talk about literature. What is your research on the ?
Heitu: Behind the officials is a , the second-generation officials and wealthy second-generation are all , local governments are staging , and the common people can only brew .
Reporter: ......
Reporter: Uncle Heitu, let's talk about something happy. Villagers said you recently earned 1 million yuan. Is that true?
Heitu: Yes, that day I found a mobile phone on the roadside. A text came in: Director Zhao, I'm counting on you for that matter! I didn't hesitate and sent my bank card number over.
Reporter: ......
Reporter: So much money, aren't you afraid of thieves or robbers?
Heitu: Not afraid, I donated the money to the Red Cross. Don't mention thieves or robbers, now the whole world doesn't even know where the money went.
Reporter: ......