10086 Service Desk Lady: Good evening, sir. How can I help you?\ Hui Shao: My phone ran out of battery and turned off automatically. Can you tell me what time it is now?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Then how did you call me, sir?\ Hui Shao: My phone can still make calls when it's automatically turned off, I just can't see the time.\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Sir, it is now 2:25 AM. Is there anything else I can help you with?\ Hui Shao: Oh! So late, why aren't you asleep yet?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Sorry, sir, this is my job. Do you have any other questions?\ Hui Shao: Is it not allowed to make a call if I have nothing to do?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: Sorry, sir, I didn't mean that.\ Hui Shao: Why is it free to call you, but calling others costs money?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir, this is a high-quality service for our customers. We believe the customer is God, so calling our customer service line is free.\ Hui Shao: Then if God is hungry, I'll give you my home address. Can you come to my house and make me something to eat?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir, sorry, we don't provide that service.\ Hui Shao: Even when serving God you pick and choose?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir, sorry, we only answer business-related questions from customers. Do you have any other questions now?\ Hui Shao: I'm not an unreasonable person. I'll ask you three questions; if you answer them correctly, I won't bother you anymore.\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: (spitting blood) Please go ahead.\ Hui Shao: First, how many miles was the Long March in total?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: About 25,000 miles, I guess.\ Hui Shao: Second, how many participants were there?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: About 86,000 people, I guess.\ Hui Shao: You know a bit of history. Last question, what are their names?\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: ..…………\ Hui Shao: If you refuse to answer God's question, I will complain about you.\ (Expose Zheng Shuang QQ: 440004)\ 10086 Service Desk Lady: Sorry, sir, I really don't know.\ Hui Shao: You can't even answer such simple questions. Your attitude toward work is careless, and you even have a resistant attitude.10086 Service Desk Lady: (Crying) Th..th..this is simple, right? How about this, sir. I'll give you 3 questions as well. Would you be interested in answering them?
Hui Shao: Go ahead.
10086 Service Desk Lady: Where was the 2008 Olympics held?
Hui Shao: Beijing, next question.
10086 Service Desk Lady: Then may I ask, sir, what date was the opening ceremony?
Hui Shao: August 8th. If your next question dares to ask me the names of everyone in the stands during the opening ceremony, I'd still complain about you.
10086 Service Desk Lady: (Crying uncontrollably) Sir, give me your address, I'll go cook for you.
