Actually, I just want to slack off a bit.

Night, very deep. In the innermost part of the palace's sleeping quarters, two men and a woman leapt up and down, then all three jumped simultaneously into an open area. One man, holding a whisk, glared and cursed: 'Bald monk! How dare you! You actually dare to compete with me, the poor Taoist, for the master's wife!' The woman urgently shouted: 'Brother! You have entered the palace as a eunuch for many years, we simply cannot be husband and wife, why must you relentlessly force this!' Saying this, she tightly held the man beside her: 'I only love him! My heart belongs only to him!' The man gently pushed her hand aside, stepped forward, and whispered: 'Daughter! Step back! Today, I will kill this foul monk to avenge the grievance of losing my wife many years ago!' The two beloved ones fought as if for their lives, and the woman sighed helplessly: 'You two, stop fighting. Nine years ago, I already had grandfather's offspring! The current young emperor is that child. My body only belongs to him, you should leave...' At this moment, behind a stone lion, a finely dressed young man appeared, sighing: 'Empress Dowager, I truly am a man of the same side, and I have already had intimate relations with Grandpa the Monk...' Saying this, he glanced at the Taoist from the corner of his eye, then lowered his head. The man holding the whisk stood stunned for a long while after hearing this, and said somberly: 'Good, good, good, indeed the way of heaven is cyclical, cause and effect never fail. Back then I seized your wife, and now you have taken the flesh of my heart. In vain I wielded the blade and changed gender, posing as an eunuch, enduring the suffering of self-castration.' The great monk, however, seemed not to hear the Taoist's words, but pondered and asked the woman: 'Daughter, you said the emperor was born from your father nine years ago? Is he alive now or dead?' 'Hahaha,' with an ear-shattering laugh, a tattered-clothed lama descended from the sky, 'Bald monk, the grievance of seizing a wife is not yet avenged, how could I, old and decrepit, dare go west just like that?!!! (This is so deep.)'