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A one-yuan coin, buy a counterfeit 50-yuan note from a brother on the street; \Take this 50 yuan to the bookstall at the elementary school entrance to make a phone call and get 49.60 yuan in real money from the nearsighted grandfather; \Go to the underground market to buy pirated CDs, negotiate the price down by 0.40 yuan to get 9 discs, take the remaining 5 yuan and take the cheapest long-distance transport to a nearby county, sell each disc for 15 yuan to get 135 yuan; \Return with 5 yuan, go to the small commodities wholesale market to buy 260 student pens, set up a stall at the school gate, sell each for 1.5 yuan to get 390; \Play mahjong with street brothers and deliberately lose 100, from them learn the supply channel for 'yaotouwan', spend 290 to buy 58 pieces, sell at the dance hall for 10 yuan each to get 580; \Pay 80 in protection fees, with 500 remaining recruit followers at the dance hall (high school students, 50 each is enough), 10 followers collect protection fees for you, can collect 2000 in a day, after sharing 1500 remains; \Go to the entertainment center to hire a prostitute, open price 300 but pay 1000, the prostitute guarantees to be devoted to you, respect you as the boss, and introduce sisters to you, with 500 remaining print ads at a nearly bankrupt printing factory, posters covered the city, 10 prostitutes each take 5 clients per day, each giving you 100, daily income 10*5*100 equals 5000, a month totals 150,000; Rent a store for 100,000 to open an entertainment center, hire 30 prostitutes (high-end) for 50,000, each takes 3 clients per day, each earns 300 in profit sharing, a month totals 30*3*300*30 equals 810,000; \Pay 100,000 to industrial, tax, and public security experts (protection fees), with 710,000 remaining go to Yunnan to source goods, as long as going inland multiplies by 10, this trip takes about half a month, earning 7 million (100,000 spent on travel and necessary gun purchases); \After this job, retire, register a real estate company, hire rural workers (might even hire those who buy your pirated CDs, haha), monthly wage 600, hire 100 people spending 60,000, host banquets and gifts to the municipal government spending 1 million (do not skimp), all municipal projects are in hand, doing substandard engineering, repairing and redoing roads, earn 20 million in 2 months; \Compensate workers 30,000 (in 2 months over 20 projects, 1 died from overwork, not afraid, there are connections), hire a PhD who speaks five foreign languages at a monthly salary of 50,000, go abroad to find a brand to represent, represent Italian leather shoes to sell in China, then take samples to Wenzhou to make counterfeit products, earning 50 million in a month;\Discovered by the Italian manufacturer, compensation of 10 million, plus more than 10 million remaining from last month, seek financing from an American consortium to build a website (a PhD student can't be idle), raised 200 million, outcompete Sohu and Sina, become China's number one portal website, go public, with a market value of 200 million USD,\bribe a securities company, become a dark horse, increase tenfold on the first day, buy back 51% of all stocks at the opening on the second day). Earn 1.02 billion USD.\In less than half a year, you become a Chinese billionaire, worry-free for the rest of your life. What? Still not satisfied? Then you can only return to old business, buy weapons, do an-mo, I have contacts over with Bin Laden. Do you want me to get in touch with you?