A senior engineer's log

The Wandering Years — so well said, you'd be doing the author a disservice if you didn't read it: Current living situation: Breakfast: 5 yuan; Lunch: 15 yuan; Dinner: 20 yuan; Minimum transportation fare: 10 yuan Total: (5+15+20+10)X30=1500 yuan/month Rent: 800 yuan; Water: 50 yuan/month; Internet: 100 yuan/month; Mobile phone bill: 200 yuan/month; Gas: 50 yuan/month; Electricity: 200 yuan/month; Total: 1400 yuan/month Haircut: 35 yuan/month; Essential daily items: 100 yuan/month; Total: 135 yuan/month (The above is just the most basic living needs) If you are a man who smokes: 20 yuan/day, 600 yuan/month If you are a woman: facial wash, skincare, etc., 500 yuan/month Gatherings with friends, classmates, colleagues: 800 yuan/month Total: 1900 yuan/month Grand total: 1500 + 1400 + 135 + 1900 = 4935 yuan/month In summary, if your monthly income is: Below 1000, don't bother living. 1000-2000, you can't even support yourself. 2000-3000, the city village is your home, unless your dad is called Li Gang. 3000-4000, you can get a girlfriend, and sort of get married. 4000-5000, you only need to plan 30 years ahead to have your son buy a house for you. 5000-6000, you can think about putting down roots here, just thinking is enough. 6000-7000, you can put down roots here, but forget about sprouting. 7000-8000, putting down roots and sprouting can wait until after 35. Over 10,000, you can freely imagine your future. (Putting down roots = buying a house, sprouting = having children) Calculating for the 1980s and 1990s generations: It may not be entirely accurate, but this is roughly how it is. Is 1500, 2000, or even 3000 a month enough for you? Cosmetics, buying clothes, eating, playing — far from enough. Alas… life is tough! So brilliantly written — a letter from a top student to Xi Jinping (so amazing, so brilliant!) Chairman: Hello! According to statistics from relevant national authorities, in the thirty years since the reform and opening up, the items that have appreciated the fastest are housing, graves, official hats, mooncakes, and mistresses. The items that have depreciated the fastest are professional titles, diplomas, morality, integrity, and the RMB. China has preliminarily become a multi-ethnic country composed of moonlighters, dependents on parents, workers, people living in cramped housing, ant tribe, complaint makers, complainers, fraudsters, profit seekers, and secretly married people. This is a powerful year, this is a tragic year, and this is also a conflicted year.This year, a tenant in Jiangxi ended his life in the most helpless way. His death does not prove the brutality and shamelessness of the relevant authorities; it only proves that gasoline ignites with just a spark. This year, eight Hong Kong tourists were killed by Philippine police, making Hong Kong people realize that the Philippines has not only "Filipina maids" but also "Filipino cops." This year, a car salesman and a sneaker seller had a disagreement over who was "awesome" and who was "not," leading to the "3Q War," and in the end, the "damn Tencent" made a "difficult decision," only to later realize that these two guys were not just "deceiving their father," they were literally "screwing things up for everyone." This year, Li Gang didn't become famous, Li Gang's son didn't become famous, but Li Gang's son's father did become famous. Recently, a certain national department released a set of statistics, telling people that if you are not one of the three major types (wealthy, high official, celebrity) and want to buy a 100-square-meter house in Beijing for 3 million yuan, the cost to your social class would be: 1. Farmer: if the net income per mu of three mu of land is 400 yuan, you would need to start from the Tang Dynasty to accumulate enough (without any disaster years); 2. Worker: with a monthly salary of 1500 yuan, you would need to work from the Opium War to the present (no weekends off); 3. White-collar worker: with an annual salary of 60,000 yuan, you would need to work since 1960 at this salary without eating or drinking anything (no legal holidays); 4. Robber: commit 2,500 crimes consecutively (victims must be white-collar workers), which would take about 30 years; 5. Prostitute: serve 10,000 clients consecutively, assuming one client per day, which requires preparing for 10,000 days, from age 18 to 46 at this frequency (without menstrual breaks). This does not include renovation, furniture, home appliances, etc. The current situation in China: 1. Withdraw counterfeit money from an ATM ---> the bank is not responsible 2. Online banking theft ---> the account holder is responsible 3. The bank overpays ---> the account holder must return it 4. The bank underpays ---> once you leave the counter, no responsibility 5. ATM underpays due to malfunction ---> user is responsible 6. ATM overpays due to malfunction ---> user is stealing 7. Bank president in Kaiping, Guangdong embezzles 400 million yuan ---> sentenced to 2 years 8. ATM overpays 70,000 yuan to a citizen named Xu Ting ---> sentenced to life Disclaimer: Forwarding this will not get you RMB, but if you think it's unfair for the 1.3 billion account holders throughout China, please forward it, to as many groups as possible. Current situation in China: Too expensive to give birth, cesarean starts at 5,000 yuan; Too expensive to study, choosing a school starts at 30,000 yuan; Too expensive to live, over 20,000 yuan per square meter.A wife isn't something you can't afford; without a house or a car, who would marry you? Can't support her, parents get laid off and kids go into the fields; Can't afford medical care, drug costs can be ten times the profit; Can't live properly, monthly labor earns only a little over a thousand; Can't die, cremation and burial cost over thirty thousand. Summary (in eight big characters): Can't live, can't die. Education: hope goes in, despair comes out; Real estate: crammed in, become a mortgage slave; Acting: go in as a pure girl, come out as a mistress; Petitioning: go in as Dou E, come out as a lunatic; Officialdom: enter as Hai Rui, come out as He Shen; Coal mine: go in sitting, come out lying; University: campus beauty enters, tattered beauty leaves! Stock market: enter as Millionaire Yang, leave as Yang Bailao; enter with a BMW, leave with a bicycle; enter in a suit, leave in underwear. Ordinary people wonder why they can't compete with the government. The reasons are as follows: 1. You reason with him, he bullies you; 2. You bully him, he talks to you about law; 3. You talk law with him, he talks politics; 4. You talk politics, he talks about national conditions; 5. You talk national conditions, he talks about integration; 6. You talk integration, he talks culture; 7. You talk culture, he talks Confucius; 8. You talk Confucius, he talks Laozi; 9. You talk Laozi, he pretends to be a grandson (plays dumb)! Use milk powder to wipe out the post-00s, exams to wipe out the post-90s, house prices to wipe out the post-80s, unemployment to wipe out the post-70s, urban management to wipe out the post-60s, layoffs to wipe out the post-50s, demolition to wipe out the post-40s, medical reform to wipe out the post-30s... In the end, those who survive and live well all go to the Two Sessions. Someone asks, "What are the Two Sessions?" The farmer representative answers: know how to raise pigs, know how to mate. The worker representative answers: know how to earn, know how to spend. The migrant worker representative answers: know how to claim wages, know how to kneel. The nanny representative answers: know how to interfere, know how to fold blankets. The artist representative answers: know how to hype, know how to sleep with someone. The business representative answers: know how to make money, know how to evade taxes. The official representative answers: know how to lie, know how to take bribes. The shareholder representative answers: know how to cut losses, know how to cry. Revolutionary work is hard: Those who react slowly will be played to death; Those who are incompetent will be idled to death; The timid will be scared to death; Those with low alcohol tolerance will be forced to drink to death; The weak will be exhausted to death; The outspoken will be targeted to death; Those who can work will be overworked to death. So: People can't be too dedicated. Dong Cunrui held too firmly; Liu Hulan's mouth was too tight; Qiu Shaoyun lay too still; Huang Jiguang attacked too precisely; Zhang Side ran too late;Bethune has received too much. The lesson is, having the right mindset is the most important! Otherwise, you are in heaven, but your money is in the bank. Gao Xiaosong posted on Weibo after being released from prison: 'November 8th, the start of winter, time served, returned. 184 days, the longest half year. Is everyone doing well? Has time outside been wasted?' Replies: 'Teacher Xiaosong, in this half year—Osama Bin Laden was killed; Gaddafi also died; Steve Jobs passed away without the iPhone 5; Sister Feng emigrated; Martial prowess, the national football team is still the same; elders are still afraid to help, no response about the high-speed train incident; the Da Vinci you want to buy is a fake, the Lafite you drank was filled on a ship, we are all fine, just no ship tickets… Wenzhou train passengers kissed, Shanghai subway rear-ended, Beijing train derailed, Hunan ship fell into water, F-7 fighter jet crashed, South China Sea territory can only be talked about, in Thailand, people turn into wild ghosts. Nowadays in China, elders dare not help when someone falls, children get run over with no one to save them, what is happening to the Chinese nation? Differences between TV and computer: Opening a computer: you feel society is dark, officials are corrupt, evil forces rampant, people suffering, as if the world will end soon. Turning on the TV: you feel society is harmonious, people are happy, singing and dancing, peace on earth, the nation prosperous, nothing will go wrong for a hundred years. The computer shows everyday life, the TV shows wedding photos. In the great People's Republic of China: Oil, can't afford; Road, can't drive on; Education, can't afford; Healthcare, can't afford; Housing, can't buy; Tombs, can't afford; Food, can't afford; Debt, can't repay; Legal cases, can't afford; Officials, can't offend; Marriage, can't afford; Children, can't raise; Love, can't suffer. Copy and then long press the upper right camera to paste and share [em]e100015[/em]