My wife of five years was abducted by the pretty boy on Jingwu.
Got into a fight for a friend, detained for 15 days, and after I got out, I paid for medical expenses alone.
The house is gone, renting a place but haunting every night, the walls are too thin, and every night I hear the neighbor call 'c', and the voice is still male.
Bought a Chihuahua and raised it for 2 months, only to find out it was a husky.
Filmed a girl online, and only found out at first sight that she was divorced. Her son is a year younger than me and now chases me every day, saying he divorced for me. Damn, you divorced for two years before you met me, and you insist it was a woman's premonition.
Drunk at night to 1912, woke up to see a man in a hotel, and still don't know if he let him ...... him
At home, playing with the dog, letting the girl sit, rolling around, making the girl roll, doing a handstand.
When hungry, he gnawed on my clothes, never ate dog food, and at night when I was asleep, he would steal garlic from the fridge to eat.
I said, are you even a dog? He dragged you down the street, originally trying to use you to hit up a girl, but you damn well followed behind the old lady's butt, and when a beauty touched you, he pooped. You said you're a b*t.
Wanting to have some romance at night, I made myself a candlelight dinner, but ended up lighting the blanket. My mom thought I was burning because of a breakup, so she sent me to a psychiatric hospital for two days. Really lonely, I spent 1.5 yuan to buy a big-eyed goldfish, and after buying it, it stuck out its belly and didn't move in the water. I always thought it was dead. One day, after peeing, I casually threw it into the toilet. The kid was so happy swimming in the urine that I couldn't bear to flush it down the toilet, so I tried to pull it out of the urine. But my hand started peeling, and it still hasn't healed.
Eating fried pancakes and getting beer caps, eating wontons and getting toenails. Getting my head caught by the bus door, swatting flies with my hand on nails, never rising when buying stocks, going to Baiyun Temple to burn incense, but dropping my phone in the donation box and not getting it out.
At the door, a monk said I was very rich and noble, but now I have the character for 'walking my back.' I was so happy I spent 570 yuan to buy a jadeite amulet and told me to keep it in my mouth every day. One day, a buddy came and said my tongue was green. I took out the jadeite and saw it was a big glass piece. My buddy said, 'Have you ever seen a monk in a Taoist temple?' I thought about it and it made sense. Grandson, if you lied to me, you lied to me, but you insisted I carry it in my mouth every day. Now, when I stick out my tongue, people think I'm f***ing out of fear. Do you think that girl can even talk to me?
Every day I have nightmares—either I've been killed or I've been by animals.\On the alumni forum, I wanted to look for 2 girls that were left over from when I was in school. All the girls from my elementary school are married. I added classmates from middle school and university, but they wouldn't let me pass, saying I was some delinquent when I was in school. I'm almost thirty.\Just now, when I was writing a post, the power tripped once, the computer shut down automatically twice, I ran out of cigarettes, and I had to pick cigarette butts from the trash to smoke. My hand even got pricked when I pressed something.\I just hope that the people replying to my post are happy and have good luck for the next 10 years.\I noticed that the people who replied to my post... love goes smoothly, career goes well, family harmony, happiness as vast as the East Sea, longevity like the South Mountain, and a lifetime of happiness.\By the way, did I post this before~
