Smile~

1. The exchange student Oreo from the United States was brutally dismembered yesterday, and his body was covered in saliva and milk. 2. Xiaoming was so hungry in the middle of the night that his stomach gurgled, so he hatched a nest of pigeons. 3. After the dean ate Mapo tofu, he was immediately chopped more than twenty times by Mapo. 4. Fever patients should be eaten while hot. 5. At the entrance of our hospital, a conscientious vendor named Old Wang murdered over a hundred senior party members just to make qualified red scarves. 6. The child kept kicking off the blanket while sleeping; luckily, I broke his leg, otherwise he would have caught a cold! 7. Due to trypophobia, the school leaders refused to hold the school anniversary celebration. 8. My mom said I was as thin as a monkey; angry, I carried a basket of peaches on my back, climbed the utility pole, and refused to come down. 9. The gymnastics champion successfully spun 1080 degrees, twisting himself out of the water. 10. After insisting the culprit was guilty, the police never released their grip on the suspect's mouth from start to finish. 11. When it looked like the pervert was about to succeed, I hastily took out a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid and poured it on the girl's face to save her. 12. During the lab class, Xiaoming suddenly developed a drinking urge and drank all the alcohol lamps dry. 13. A boy was brutally attacked by a cannibal, but the heartless killer even forgot to add green onions. 14. The eldest senior brother who had mastered iron head skill just came down the mountain and was immediately sucked up by a big crane with an electromagnetic suction pad. 15. The hospital sent Xiaoming's critical illness notice but forgot to collect the delivery fee, and the whole family wept tears of joy. 16. When Jing Ke heard all the big and small packages being checked at the Xianyang Palace gate, he still broke down. 17. I was awarded one of China's Top Ten Most Moving Drivers for repeatedly giving up my seat on the bus to the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled. 18. Young Wang insisted on only taking the second drink at McDonald's and was kicked out by the staff. 19. A ten-year-old boy fell into a sewer well, and a kind passerby promptly put the manhole cover back to prevent further accidents. 20. The restaurant waiter just told me that the elderly couple at the next table are regular customers. Ever since the small restaurant opened many years ago, they have often come, always taking one or two dishes to go, without interruption for decades. I was deeply touched to hear this; I never expected an elderly couple could be devoted to each other for decades yet still not know how to cook. 21. I fried an employee of our company; the taste is okay, just a little salty.22. Since childhood, Xiao Wang, who loves taking advantage of others, lied about being Taiwanese to get more cream, requesting blessings to be written in traditional Chinese characters. 23. A pervert grabbed a female passerby intending to assault her, but the smart girl finished removing her makeup in ten seconds, successfully scaring the thug away. 24. Unscrupulous merchants sold rat meat with gelatin pretending to be lamb; according to law enforcement officers, Shuke and Beta have both perished. 25. A pregnant woman suddenly fainted on the bus; the most beautiful ticket seller, together with dozens of caring passengers, worked hard to rescue her and finally woke her up, allowing her to pay the fare. 26. The leader said to me, 'Xiao Zhang, you are already an adult, so even if you feel upset inside, don't show your true feelings on your face, okay? Everyone isn't blind and can see it.' I thought his words made sense, so the next day I washed off the three characters 'Your mother's c***' from my face. 27. A headless female corpse had its photo sticker taken and the boss collected money, causing public outrage. 28. My puppy is lost, I can't find it using Sogou, and I'm frantic.