Watch out for the butt in the sofa, telling you how to go from 'short, poor, and ugly' to 'tall, rich, and handsome'

I don't want to be a shadow, I don't want to be the backup for a goddess, I don't want to play dead, I don't want to waste my youth staying at home all day, I don't want to occasionally visit a high-end coffee shop and get cold stares from the waiters, I don't want eating jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes) to become a habit. I want to change; I don't want to be a "loser"! Where should I start changing? I'll start with myself. Although the beginning is always the hardest, I firmly believe that perseverance equals victory. I was inspired by the phrase in *Watch Your Butt on the Sofa*: "Things only change when you take action and make changes," which encouraged me. First, I need to get rid of my lazy habits. The author of the book, Germany's top trainer Christian Bischoff, says, "Do today's work today." I need to take 100% responsibility for myself. Successful people never succeed by making excuses. Also, talk less, act more; success lies in action. Therefore, I need to say goodbye to melodramatic soap operas, break up with chips, get off the sofa, and take care of my body. By the way, I must work diligently from now on, focus on the key points in my work. The book has a brilliant point: it's about finding the priorities, not just managing time. I want to make myself disciplined. Isn't there a saying, "Discipline is everything"? I will strive to impress my bosses and, adhering to the principle of "no matter the difficulty, create no obstacle, go ahead," help colleagues enthusiastically, aiming to get on the promotion list as soon as possible. I can't waste time doing nothing anymore; I have to figure out my goals and not just spin within my little circle. Now I suddenly realize I've been doing something foolish—something extremely foolish! I won't continue like this. I will use my spare time to learn and increase my knowledge. I will never waste time on games again. I will practice calligraphy more, find my strengths, and approach what I do with interest. I am now following Christian Bischoff's advice, trying new things, boosting my confidence and control, to win the favor of the goddess. Although I am still an unknown little loser, starting today, I will take responsibility for myself!The mentor said: 'If you want to make your dreams come true, you have to rely on resilience and perseverance, make your greatest effort, and make the most positive changes.' I think that if I change myself, I might change my family, and the housing issue could be solved; I might also change the country, and the Diaoyu Islands issue could be resolved; ultimately, I could even change the world! I am no longer a 'short, poor, and ugly' person, but a true 'tall, rich, and handsome' one.