The aftereffects of watching 'Ghost Blows Out the Light' ~

Aftermath of finishing 'Ghost Blows Out the Light' ~ 1. When the power goes out, I habitually light a candle in the southeast corner of the room… 2. One night while watching updates, my mom came in from the doorway, and without thinking, I pushed the mouse onto her face like it was a donkey hoof… 3. After finishing it, I don't want to enter the house through the front door, always wondering if there's any chance of a secret tunnel… 4. Seeing the iron bars outside the neighbor's window makes me want to dig a hole… 5. Whenever I see something claw-like, I keep turning it over and over to see if there are the words 'Tomb Raider' on it~ 6. If I see an uncovered manhole, I walk far around it, afraid it's a ghost hole. 7. I stopped eating zongzi (sticky rice dumplings), and at night I feel hair growing on my face and walk with my face toward the sky to look at the stars. 9. Seeing dirt mounds I want to dig, seeing trash I want to sniff it—always ready to fight with zongzi—made a zongzi punching bag and practice taekwondo every day. 10. When shopping, I unconsciously look around to see if I can pick up a couple of spirit items. 11. Yesterday when buying donkey meat, I told the butcher to save a few black donkey hooves, if anyone wants they can trade with spirit items. 12. Everywhere I go I look at feng shui, always want to dig a few shovels; carry two packs of glutinous rice with me, and when I see zongzi I want to run, go to Panjiayuan every day. 13. I suspect whether I am a descendant of some ancient kingdom, looking at the scar on my hand wondering if it's an ancient symbol. 14. When I get to the supermarket I head straight to the grains section to ask for glutinous rice. Don't dare to eat donkey meat pastries anymore. 15. Cursing people online: 'You big zongzi, I'll hit you with a black donkey hoof.' 16. Seeing blooming flowers in the market makes me want to stomp them… 17. Have now developed the habit of 'lights out at rooster crow, no Internet.' 18. When lighting candles during a power outage, I always feel like I'm on a tomb-raiding adventure… 19. My younger sister is lazy and doesn't read, asking me to read to her. For the past two weeks I've been telling her 'Ghost Blows Out the Light,' it's like playing 1001 Nights… One day, somehow we drifted onto the topic of treasures on the dead… I said: Generally, when touching a corpse, go left shoulder, right foot, the most important treasures are usually clutched in the hands… My sister widened her eyes: 'Isn't that terrifying… pry open a corpse's hand, maybe you'll find a dried-up heart..' 20. Whenever I see someone holding a shovel, I just want to bite them!!21. Go to a second-hand book market to find a book... about feng shui... and it has to be missing its cover, pages, and the front part... 22. My mom said that my maternal grandmother's grandfather was a local feng shui master, and my grandmother's father sold antiques… I was so excited, I asked right then, which sect of tomb raiders is our family from… 23. My roommate's brother, when flirting with his girlfriend, always starts from the left shoulder and goes to the right foot. 24. I used to hate chubby men the most, but now I feel they're quite endearing... and whenever we talk, he tends to quote a few lines from Chairman Mao... 25. Watching him makes me turn sideways before entering the door and shout ‘make way' before peeing, sigh! 26. I've recently developed a new habit too—when I see a dirt mound, I want to see where it would be suitable to dig a hole, always wanting to study it a bit. 27. If a colleague brings zongzi from Jiaxing again, I absolutely won't be able to eat it. How am I supposed to celebrate Dragon Boat Festival in the future… 28. I've become much more careful walking at night… I've started learning about meteorology… and I respect supernatural matters more, I don't take them lightly and don't speak carelessly… who knows if they exist? 29. Tonight I went out shopping... saw construction on the side of the road, with a big square pit... I asked: ‘Did they dig into a tomb?' and got an eye-roll from a pretty girl nearby... 30. Blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it. Whoever lights a candle gets blown!! Whoever places it in the southeast corner gets blown!! Whoever likes to eat zongzi gets blown!! Whoever holds a donkey hoof gets blown!! Whoever dares touch the zongzi randomly gets blown (especially if it's a female zongzi)!! Our slogan is: blow out all candles in the world, and naturally there will be no zongzi! 31. While chatting in a group, a guy said he has a friend who is an archaeologist, and I immediately asked: has he ever raided a tomb… 32. There's a Ming Dynasty tomb on the back hill of the school; I used to just pass by and look, now I dream about ransacking it! 33. I often go to Tianjin-Shenyang Road (frequenting antique shops) to see if I can find Mokinsou (tomb raider talisman). 34. Before entering the toilet, light a candle and place it in the toilet's southeast corner… 35. When reading novels, I feel a chill behind me; after finishing, my limbs are icy cold. Going home, I always feel the hallway is unsafe, constantly worried that the window is open letting in a cold, evil wind, and even little bugs scare me. 36. That night, at midnight, I saw a strange shadow suddenly become three-dimensional, like a person rising from flat to upright, pitch black, really scary. I hurriedly turned on the light, and the three-dimensional shadow vanished immediately. 37. When I die, I definitely want to be cremated, absolutely not turned into a zongzi and have a black donkey hoof shoved inside!38. Nowadays, even when I squat to poop, I have to check the direction, use a Feng Shui book to align with the environment, and see if the place and direction where the thing drops is in line with Feng Shui. 39. I just don't dare go to the toilet alone, don't dare to walk at night, and don't dare to sleep alone at night. I always roam around that area in our school that is said to have graves, post on forums looking for people to explore tombs together, and I feel friendly towards any chubby men I see. 40. I always tell a guy from Shaanxi in our department, 'When are we going to explore tombs at your place?' 41. After I finish looking, I sometimes dream at night and always think that if I suddenly get an antique, I could buy a house... thinking about it makes me happy. 42. Me too, my back feels cold, I always want to look back, sweat... 43. Near my home, there's an ancient empty tomb of unknown age, which was destroyed once during the Cultural Revolution! These days (no, these nights) I've been preparing to go explore it again, just as a drill. What? You don't know "Ghost Blows Out the Light"? Go read it... Reply