So awesome! A magical story
He sent a message from Beijing: 'I'll come see you tomorrow, pick me up, okay?'\She was in Nanjing and happily replied: 'Sure.'\The next day, she searched through the crowd at the station for his figure,\both eager and anxious: 'Where are you exactly?'\'Silly, you wouldn't really be at the station, would you? Today is April Fool's Day, haha...'\She froze, tears silently falling, feeling lost and wronged… but someone gently hugged her from behind,\a familiar voice said: 'Silly, I knew you would come. Even though it's April Fool's Day, how could I bear to trick you...'\The girl turned around, coquettishly saying: 'Godfather, you're so bad.'\The girl then said: 'Godfather, I'm pregnant.'\'…For a long time, really? That's wonderful.'\'Godfather, I want to keep this child.'\'Of course, our true love's creation. Godfather wants to give you the best life.\This card contains all of Godfather's savings, the password is your birthday.'\The girl hugged Godfather tightly.\The next day, the girl was in pain and despair, holding an empty card, sinking into grief.\'What's wrong?'\'I'm pregnant.'\'Wonderful, our true love's creation. I want to give you the best life, this card contains all my savings, the password is your birthday.'\The boy tightly hugged the girl and then said: 'Let's get married.'\'Mm.'\The boy quickly married the girl.\The boy took the girl to meet his parents. 'Dad, I'm getting married.'\His dad glanced at the girl, and both the girl and his dad were shocked, and both blurted out, 'Damn!!'\The boy looked at the scene, utterly puzzled.\Just as the three were awkwardly frozen, the front door opened, and a middle-aged woman came in\and said: 'The son has returned, is this your friend?'\Son: 'Mom, this is my girlfriend, she's pregnant, I'm getting married!'\'Ah, but you're still students.'\The boy's dad lowered his head, smoking silently, saying nothing.\The mother carefully looked at this soon-to-be daughter-in-law she had never met, suddenly tightly grabbed the girl's hand,\eyes fixed on the red birthmark on the girl's shoulder, and asked:\'Child, are you from Lianhua Village? Your mother's name is Li Lan?'\'Yes, how did you know?'\The middle-aged woman turned her head and cried bitterly, saying: 'Child, her dad, do you still remember eighteen years ago\we gave away our three-month-old newborn daughter for the sake of having a son…'
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I thought it ended at the station, but it turns out there's more afterwards, and it's even more ridiculous. I laughed so hard I peed... Who would dare to grab the stool?
It's a trap... you all are traps, and there's also pig farming. Your signature is too violent... It makes me, a humble Taoist, feel kind of... something.
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