Tell a joke!

On the road, I encountered an elderly man who collapsed. I immediately took him to the hospital. Since I didn't have much money on me at the time, I called my girlfriend. As soon as she entered the hospital room, she yelled, "Are you crazy? Why are you meddling in other people's business…" But when she saw the elderly man on the bed, she was shocked: "Dad!" The elderly man looked at my girlfriend and then said to me, "Young man, you're a good person. Listen to me, break up with my daughter… Buying the most expensive house in the world, driving the most expensive car, paying for the fastest-rising gasoline, eating the most unsafe food in the world, enjoying medical care that can bankrupt most families with a serious illness, using the most expensive, slow, and disgusting internet, posting on the most frequently used delivery-related Weibo in the world… You ignore all of these, yet come to tell me that a coffee you drink less than five times a year is the most expensive coffee in the world. How amusing!