1. How to express someone's ugliness in an elegant way? Witty reply: This face is rather lacking!!!
2. Grandma sent a WeChat message to her grandson: Hurry and hide, the teacher is coming to your house because you skipped school! The grandson replied: Grandma, you better hide! I called the teacher today to ask for leave, saying that grandma passed away, so I wouldn't go to school! At this moment, grandma had already opened the door for the teacher. The teacher was very surprised and said: You…? Grandma said: Today is the seventh day after my death, I came back to take a look, sorry! The teacher immediately fell down.
