A couple has been married for over twenty years and has never argued. The reporter asked the husband: How did you manage that?
The husband replied: On the day my wife married into the family, the dog barked at her, and she calmly said, 'This is the first time.' After a while, the dog barked at her again, and she said, 'This is the second time.' A little later, the dog barked at her again! She took a kitchen knife and killed the dog.
When I saw her kill the dog, I yelled at her: 'Are you crazy?!'
My wife calmly looked at me and said: 'This is the first time.' From then on, our happy life began!
