That's ridiculous
Original Poster... last night I helped a beautiful girl set up a router. It took until midnight and still wasn't done. The girl said to me: 'If you can't set it up, then don't bother. Let's do something else!' When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. Aren't you trying to test me? Then I quickly set up the router and went back to sleep. (br) Floor 2: You did the right thing. Last night I went on a business trip with a female colleague and stayed in a hotel. There was only one bed left. I planned to sleep on the sofa, and the female colleague said to me: 'Sleep with me, but don't do anything bad!' When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. Aren't you questioning my character? Then I stubbornly slept on the sofa the whole night. (br) Floor 3: The two gentlemen above did the right thing. Nowadays women are too scary. Just now, a beautiful girl said to me: 'Can you give me your phone number?' When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. I said to the girl: 'Do you think I'm stupid? Why would I give you my number? I still have 20 yuan on it! Give it to you?' Then I walked away without looking back. (br) Floor 4: Looks like I'm not the only one who has been tricked by women. A few days ago, a girl asked me on QQ to go to a hotel. When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. I said to her: 'Do you think I'm stupid? Why go to a hotel when you have a home? Trying to trick me out of money? You're too inexperienced for that.' Then I blocked her on QQ. (br) Floor 5: Yesterday I went out with a girl, and at night there was no car to go home, so we went to a hotel. The girl said to me: 'Let's share a room, it'll save money.' When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. Aren't you insulting my poverty? Then I paid for and booked a presidential suite! Two of them! (br) Floor 6: Just now after school, I was riding my bike home. A pretty girl said to me: 'Can I pursue you?' When I heard that, my anger instantly flared up. Pursue me? I've never lost a race! Then I rode my bike away at the speed of light!
