"Eight million gays in the Celestial Empire all want to pair with you at the same time, do you agree?"
Father asked me to send something to him via Bluetooth. I said, 'Wait a moment... I need to change something first...' Dad said, 'Stop changing it, hurry up.' Two seconds later, my dad's phone received a prompt saying, 'Eight million gay people in the Celestial Empire want to pair with you at the same time, do you agree?' …………Sorry.
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Kill…
Awesome, courage is commendable
He said, 'This is your phone, or it might not be your phone!'
So ridiculous...
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Hahaha
Today's challenge was to chew Xuanmai gum while masturbating. Four hours later, we discovered a corpse and a will, and the will said: Can't stop at all!
Uh, the online name, uh, got mixed up. It's not the same ninja, huh?
The same person...
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