. Yuelai Inn is the largest inn chain in ancient times. ...
2. Super poisons, antidotes, and hidden weapons are all produced in the Western Region.
3. People who usually get along day and night, as long as they put on night clothes and cover their faces with a veil, they will no longer recognize each other.
4. The martial arts names used by useless little characters are very literary and animalistic, but they are not very easy to use.
5. The person with long white hair and beard is definitely a master, so you should have a good relationship with him.
6. A hero is equipped with a good weapon, so good that he never needs to maintain or repair it.
7. In the chaos of arrows, if the hero does not want to die, he will never die; if he is hit by an arrow, it is because there are evil people holding his relatives hostage, which distracts the hero.
8. You must give a few symbolic blows before you use the trick, and spray saliva and shout: Go to hell! !
9. It takes a minute or two to make a very fancy move when using the special move, but the enemy will never take the opportunity to sneak attack, even though it is a good opportunity...
10. The masters ignore gravity and fly everywhere and very fast. But if you have to travel a long distance, you can ride a horse.
11. Daxia Set Meal: 2 pounds of cooked beef + fine daughter red. (Yelai Inn has long-term supply...)
12. Good people never poison, and bad people never fail to poison; but good people never poison, but they are always falsely accused of poisoning, and bad people never fail to poison, but no one doubts them.
13. When a hero wants to show off his cultivation, he often picks up a branch and defeats the ignorant little characters. Later, the Yuelai Inn began to supply branches...
14. Being chased on a straight street, although there are many things to do, knocking over the stalls on both sides is the most important!
15. The good guys are forced to use concealed weapons by form, they are versatile, and they are sure to hit with one hit; the bad guys are despicable and dishonest when using concealed weapons, and even if they throw them to death, they will miss...
16. The bad guys will throw them after all their efforts, but they will be knocked down by the good guys with great pain, and they will spray saliva and shout: despicable!
17. There will be a peerless beauty who will rescue the hero who was hit with a hidden weapon, and soon he will fall in love...
18. The social security at that time was not good, and everyone was wearing dangerous equipment...
19. The person who killed the pigs in the wet market was definitely a fat man! ! ! ! !
20. The peerless magic weapon is tightly wrapped in linen layer by layer, and the peerless god is also tightly wrapped in layer by layer of linen...
21. The protagonist's life is bumpy or smooth sailing. Those who have a bumpy life will be bumpy until death, and those who are smooth sailing never buy lottery tickets...
22. Everyone is rich, copper coins rarely appear, and banknotes are cheaper than straw paper.
23. The waiter (at Yuelai Inn) is very knowledgeable and will always answer your questions (+ money)!
24. The rich man's surname is Jin, Qian; the poor man's surname is Ergou. You can tell a good guy, a bad guy, or a hypocrite as soon as you hear their names.
25. In Shaolin Temple, there is only one abbot (an old monk with 8 calculations) and one disciple who are very good, but the others are very good.
26. Practicing cheats should be divided into genders, such as male, female, mixed, neither male nor female...
27. I like to cause trouble in the restaurant (Yelai Inn), first overturning the table, then throwing the chair, and finally fighting.
28. Sometimes you can chop down a boulder with one sword, but sometimes you can't chop down a table of Eight Immortals.
29. The heroes are all handsome, the villains are also very handsome, and the supporting characters have distinctive looks~
30. Classic lines: A: I am ***, known as **** in the world. B: It turns out to be ***, whom I have admired for a long time. A: Don't dare to take it seriously, don't take it seriously...
31. In a one-on-one challenge, if the "just" side can no longer hold on, it will call for help: "To deal with this kind of devil, there is no need to argue with him about moral principles, let's all fight together!" If the bad guys fight together, the protagonist will say, "He is not a hero, he is despicable" or something like that. 32. When fighting, you must do somersaults and use 30 classic lines...
33. Praying Mantis Boxing has been popular for a long time, and only two people know Tai Chi...
34. The Shaolin Library is often stolen...
35. Although a master can smell the enemy's breath with his nose, when being eavesdropped, he can only detect it if the opponent knocks something over.
36. People who are noticed often throw flash bombs when they are about to be overtaken, and during this period of time they escape 10 times faster than usual.
37. They all like to fake death.
38. It will rain heavily after drinking alone.
39. When it rains heavily, there will be only one thunder.
40. Popular groups: the four major ones?#, 四大%¥, 四大*(...
41. When drawing a sword, sometimes there will be sword energy, and sometimes it will not be drawn out...
42. The general of the imperial court is a piece of shit, the father-in-law is the master.
43. There is always a book, sword, jade that people snatch.
44. Has a faster way of communication than the Internet - mouth!
45. I have never seen anyone going to the toilet. If so, it is because of being given laxatives...
46. The brothels are all Yihongyuan (I suspect they are subsidiaries of the Yuelai Group...)
47. The hairstyle is highly styled and can be restored with a flick (with Pantene?)
48. Either you practice martial arts since childhood, or you have never practiced martial arts, otherwise you will not become a great person.
49. There are only two ways for a hero to win: one move or 100, 200, 300 moves...
50. Beautiful women are everywhere, this is the most depressing...
51. Back healing method. Most of the time, when the heroine suffers internal injuries or poisoning, in order to treat the injury, there must be a man holding his hands on the back, and the two of them sit cross-legged on the bed.
52. Take off your clothes to get rid of the cold. The heroine is usually the unlucky one. In order to hide from the enemy, it will definitely rain in the mountains. The heroine can't stand the cold, so the hero will often use his body to warm her up and ask the heroine to take off her clothes. But the heroine will not do it, so the hero will do it. And they click on both shoulders. Haha~ Then the heroine doesn't move. 53. If there is a relationship between two women in martial arts, there are usually three people who are together for some kind of love, but the heroine likes the heroine, but because the heroine is weak in martial arts, she will be injured because of protecting the heroine. At this time, the heroine will definitely leave a letter and run away. f: "I'll help you! xxx is a good girl! You have to treat her well!" Then she disappears. 你uation is also very exciting! And it's either the mountain temple or the earth temple (the god will stand with a big sword anyway) and then we will see the male and female protagonists throwing fire at the ruined temple!
On the "clothesline", through the firelight, the two of them... (Don't think wrongly, if they are naked, they will all be wearing white clothes)
