I'm back...Qian, Meimei, Xiaoji, Xiaoyeye...are you there?

The original poster: ash Views: 135 Replies: 9 Posted in: 2013-12-31 19:56:55
As title. I spent Christmas in Italy, and many of us from Wenzhou were there. These tycoons are really shameless. They don't even go back to their country during the holidays, and they even ask us to come over to eat and drink.
You actually paid for the air ticket. Are you obviously looking down on me? How can I be so embarrassed? Why should we forget our roots? To these old bastards who have forgotten their ancestors, I just want to say: Godfather! Thank you! So cool! Remember to take me with you next time!
(Qian, Meimei, Jasmine, Ye, Cunlaoer, Shengun, Xiaoji...are you all there? Stop diving and come out and make a noise.)
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Suddenly realized that I'm just a huge loser...
Me too… it's just that wealthy relatives are more common, we are from Wenzhou, poor to the point that only euros are left…
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Is Ash really rich? It seems I have to say decisively—Tycoon, let's be friends? Although we are already friends. I have my eye on a Fruit 5S, buy it for me? (Just kidding)
Loli fetishes are because the lower part is too small, only suitable for lolis; older sister fetishes are because they don't have the courage to pursue and can only wait for others to make a move; queen fetishes are because of a masochistic tendency; natural fetishes are because their hearts are dark, so they want to defile purity; tentacle fetishes are because they have no confidence in their own functions, so they have to use tools; married woman fetishes are because they have been cuckolded before, so they have to cuckold others; iceberg fetishes are because they are afraid the other party will show a dissatisfied expression; silent type fetishes are because they are afraid a forced approach will make the other cry for help; princess fetishes dream of being a freeloader; goddess fetishes are an enhanced version of princess fetishes; non-human fetishes are because they know human women don't like them; maid fetishes are because they feel emotionally poor and unloved; foreign girl fetishes are because their own body odor is too strong, so they look for the same kind; weak girl fetishes are because they are too useless and can only pretend to be a man in front of fragile girls; mother-loving tendencies are because they lacked love and calcium from childhood, and can only seek compensation in adulthood; student-teacher romances are completely because they are bullied too harshly in daily life, so they can only find self-esteem in bed, but usually end in failure. As for gays, it's because they can't find women to help them masturbate, so they have to do it themselves and eventually fall in love with the stick themselves... The scariest is total fetishes. Tsk tsk, I don't even know what to say. Why are there such perverts among humans who lower the average moral line?
Ashes!
Uh! Just passing by
Squeak! Squeaking, dear Ash, I'm late. But at least I didn't miss you.
Shake paw.
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