2013-2014 New Year’s Eve Jokes (I laughed for a year)

1. The Year of the Horse is here. Recently, everyone hopes that they will have money, a car, and a house soon. But don't forget, there is hair on the horse's back. There will be cents, a car, a house... 2. My girlfriend asked me: "Will you have me in your 2014?" ” 3. The first line 2+0+1+3+1+4=11 (singles) the second line 2-0-1-3-1-4=-7 (couples) Hengbi 201314 (love you forever) The first couplet says that you can't be a person by adding, only taking, and you will end up alone. The second couplet says that when you get along with others, you should use subtraction, and it talks about dedication. You are not alone in life. Only by giving up can you get rewards.