Complaints from Four Wrongs

The original poster: Yellow Crane Views: 83 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2014-01-04 10:50:27
Let me first tell you about the first three ghosts. One day they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped that they would go to heaven! God said helplessly that there are too many residents in heaven and it is already full. But now there is still a spot! You guys tell me, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost started to say... I was a cleaner when I was alive. Very hard work! Busy from morning to night! One day, I was cleaning the windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work at high altitudes where you're hanging outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! Dying! But my survival instinct made me grab at random unconsciously! Fortunately, I caught a balcony railing on the 13th floor. I thought, there is hope! So I wanted to wait until I calmed down and then climb up! Unexpectedly, someone suddenly grabbed my hand and I fell down again! I thought, now I'm really finished! However, my fate should not have been decided. There was a tent underneath to catch me. I am glad that I must have accumulated good deeds in my previous life! I want to stop smoking when I feel better. Unexpectedly, a refrigerator fell from above and killed me! The second ghost said... I was a clerk during my lifetime. Everything is fine, I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a bit watery. I have a mild heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes. There must be an adulterer. So I searched all over the house, including the kitchen and the toilet, but couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing. I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand away. I thought, 13th floor! See if I can kill you! When I saw it, he was not dead! Caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched all over the house. When I entered the kitchen, I found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw the refrigerator down. Finally smashed him to death! I was so happy! Laughing endlessly. Unexpectedly, I laughed so much that my heart stopped and I died laughing! The third ghost said... I was a little gangster when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house! Just after finishing her work, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched in the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator from the 13th floor! Oh, by the way, there is another ghost who didn't say anything. In fact, the fourth ghost was more unjust than them all. The fourth ghost said: "When I read this post yesterday and didn't reply, I died the next day.
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This post is awesome, thumbs up!
I watched it three years ago
It's a joke from more than ten years ago, just without a fourth ghost.
This reply, I was forced to give it too.
Hahaha
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