[Super funny] Guan Yu, cut off the queen for me!

The original poster: じ☆ve Qi Zi Views: 196 Replies: 14 Posted in: 2014-01-06 19:19:56

じ☆ve Qi Zi

One day, Cao Cao came to attack Liu Bei. Guan Yu hurriedly came to Liu Bei and reported: Lord! Run for your life! Cao Cao is coming to attack us!

Liu Bei hurriedly said: That's good! Guan Yu, cut off my queen for me!

Guan Yu said: OK! Then he chopped Liu Chan to death with one knife.

Liu Bei became anxious when he saw it and cursed: NND! That's not what I'm talking about!

So Guan Yu chopped Liu Feng down with another sword.

Liu Bei scolded again: NTMD! It's not this...

Before he finished speaking, Liu Bei stepped down and saw blood red...

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Uh, these kinds of jokes, if you pack them all together and send them, that would be even better.

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じ☆ve Qi Zi 6floor

This just came to my mind suddenly, I found it very funny, so I posted it to share, typed out completely by hand.

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