The standard for male diaosi has been released: Height: 1.68 meters is the limit;
Mobile phones: Huawei, NOKIA5230, 5235, Gionee, ZTE, copycat phones;
Appearance: 2 points-4 points;
Drinks: Master Kong series, Pulse, Fresh Orange, Happy Forest;
Food: Master Kong series, egg-filled pancakes, soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, steamed buns, beef noodles, twice-cooked pork fried rice;
Hairstyle: crew cut, long bangs or weird hairstyles, broken hair;
Clothes and shoes: Jeanswest, Li Ning, Del Hui, Jordan, 361 Degrees, street stall goods, Taobao bargains;
After repeated setbacks in real life, he pretends to be awesome online. Regardless of politics, medicine, sports, or astronomy, he is an "expert", and he likes to say: How was I in the past, or I worked at XX for You must choose a seat at the back. When you are late, you always want to enter through the back door. You are afraid of the eyes of "tall, handsome, rich" and "goddess"; you hate others taking pictures of you with cameras; you are afraid to enter high-end hair salons and gorgeously decorated places. You don't know where to put your hands when you enter Starbucks.
Play a clown-like role in life; dare not wear brightly colored clothes, nor dare to wear particularly trendy clothes and accessories; like reading novels, especially YY novels and casual novels. I often fantasize about myself being a hero in novels or movies; I have no special skills and am mediocre; I don't like to exercise, and I am either as thin as a dog, or so fat that I have three layers of fat in my belly when I sit down; I feel that I am the most awesome, foresighted, wise and courageous, others are 2B, and I cannot see through the SB, but I am actually the SB.
I failed the history and politics exams, but I often go online to talk about history and politics, as if I am very knowledgeable.
How do you agree? Or are you a tall, rich and handsome person?
(Transfer) Come in and see how many shots you have been hit, the criteria for judging diaosi
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Um, apart from what I wear to work and formal occasions... for casual clothes, I only wear the usual cloth shirts, cloth shoes, and cloth pants. Other things like leather or jeans, when I touch them, the clothes don't feel soft and comfortable on my body. I'm just not used to it at all. How should this be considered?
Okay, comrade. I know, I also don't know what to make of it, but anyway, it's just a joke post, nothing to take too seriously.
Apart from always discriminating against others and pretending to be cool, everything else is covered.
I got the symbols mixed up, -_ -||, whatever, I won't bother with it, anyway, this post isn't popular either
This is too much! Sharing such a good person's content, no one is defending them, just asking about the original author. I support the original poster (handshake)
Some match, some don't match at all... like height... I'm 175 cm, weigh 60 kg... my phone is Lenovo... never wear brand names... A's in political history... half a loser!
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