?Can it not make people sad? An official visits a prostitute and asks the girl how much he wants? The girl said twelve!
Later, when the official went to another place to serve as an official, he approached this girl again and asked how much the price would be. The girl said five taels! A few years later, the officials asked again how much the asking price was. Girl, tell me something! The official cried!
Girl: I remember that you are a regular customer, so that's why I took less money from you.
Why are you still crying? The official said: Your asking price is the same as my official position, and it is getting lower and lower. When I think of this, can I not make people sad and shed tears?
?Other people say you are my dog
Qianlong: Others say you are my dog. What do you think?
He Shen smiled and said: I must thank them more for their compliments!
Qianlong asked strangely: How do you say that? He Shen said: "So that your majesty will know!"
A dog has five virtues: wagging its tail when it sees its master is polite; it is brave when it sees a thief and biting it; it is loyal when it sees danger and protects its master; it is righteousness to repay the prey to its master!
Smell the smell and look for it, that is wisdom! To say that I am His Majesty's dog is a supreme compliment! Qianlong laughed and liked Heshen even more!
? Surrender Cao or not
In the Battle of Xuzhou, Guan Yu was trapped in Xiapi.
Zhang Liao from Jin had a good personal relationship with Guan Yu.
He went to persuade Guan Yu to surrender and said, "Brother Yun, will you surrender Cao or not?"
Guan Yu said shyly: "Are you here? Liao'er, you are too impatient...
