I'm back, webmaster

The original poster: The lost generation of scholars℡ Views: 221 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2014-02-04 23:59:19
Webmaster's Struggle
In other words, one afternoon in 1999, something happened. Perhaps only a few people knew about it. I think that apart from the person involved, I was the only one who knew about it.
Still remember, it was a sunny afternoon, the sky was so blue, the water was so green, and there were so few people. However, this is just the calm before the storm, the crisis is brewing...
As early as the 16th century, a German predicted that 1999 would be the end of the century. Now, it is already the 21st century AD. Maybe not many people would believe it, but it did happen. Human beings think they know everything, but they don't know that they themselves are blinded. Now, let me lift the veil of history and see what happened in 1999.
That day, I was walking home as usual. Suddenly, in a sparsely populated alley, I seemed to feel something flying from the sky. However, when I rubbed my eyes and looked carefully, there was nothing. However, I believe in myself. Since I was a child, I have understood that I am unusual. My father once told me that in ancient times, most people in my tribe were similar, and there was no comparison. Special, but after Lord Jing Palace, I don't know why, the differences between the tribesmen began to become more and more obvious, and our Zixu lineage was even more bizarre. We knew what others didn't know, and we could see what others couldn't see. So, with my innate sense of being different from ordinary people, I came to a desolate reservoir. There, I saw something that I will never forget in my life:
Next to the reservoir, I saw a strange man with a pair of bull eyes, a pair of donkey ears, a horse face, and a toad mouth. He told me that, in fact, he was not from this planet. He came from a planet called Bajie. Everyone on that planet looked similar. He is equally handsome (by the way, I was stunned when I heard this sentence). They are the incarnation of justice in the universe. They admire a strong man named Ye Shusheng (by the way, his name is the same as mine. It couldn't be me, but at that time, I didn't dare to interrupt and ask). Billions of years ago, during the primeval time of the universe, this god-man led them to defeat the most powerful monster at the time called Baidu, forcing the demons and monsters headed by Baidu and Tencent to make concessions and stop intervening in the wars between the weak races in the universe. What if, it ends here? If it was over, he wouldn't be homeless in a foreign land. No one could have imagined that during a celebration, Baidu and Tencent would use a trick, and the powerful scholar Ye would be sealed in a different space by the Forbidden Curse of the Absolute Beginning that the demon found somewhere. From then on, their disaster would come.

Ahem, when he said this, he suddenly coughed and vomited out a lot of green, sticky and disgusting stuff. He must be dying soon (TV affected me, so that's what I thought at the time). When I saw this, I panicked. I hurriedly asked him how he was doing, and he took a hard breath. Angry, he said, "It's okay, I can't die. I was a good man again in 2008. Anyway, no matter what, I will definitely come back, but I can't watch this planet being destroyed. Let's do this. I'll give you something. You must take it with you when I come back. Then, he handed me a photo." (That's what I thought anyway). When I saw it, hey, it looks a lot like me. However, I didn't say anything more. I knew that now was not the time to watch a joke. He went on to say that when Scholar Ye was sealed, he also took away many masters among the monsters. Therefore, over the past hundreds of millions of years, They were able to withstand waves of attacks. Originally, the planet was going to be destroyed. However, he used his forbidden technique and at the cost of burning his life, he forcibly launched "the lowest among the lowest, the webmaster is lowest". The first one is to break the void, the second one is to divide the yin and yang, and the third one is to destroy the demon, which saved the earth's crisis.And he didn't have much time left. He told me that what I need to do is that in the future, if I have a chance to see his incarnation, I just need to show him this photo. I was about to ask him why, but I found that he had closed his eyes forever, so I dragged his body to a good place near mountains and rivers and buried it (my hands are tired and painful, so let's stay here for now).
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Scholars are so tired.
I'm tired too, I spent the whole night working on the model, and my waist and back are sore...
Who are you..
O(∩_∩)O~
Who are you?
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