I was asked by a girl if I masturbated a lot. Just admit it.
She also said that masturbating would definitely not be as satisfying as a real person, so she should find a girlfriend quickly. I replied, okay, I will come find you next semester.
Don't call me scum
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Alright, I see, understood. Hereby announced: this person (me) has now been classified as a dangerous 7723 spring-initiator. Danger level is high. Friends who have the habit of going out at night, please remember not to chat with this person or any similar trailing creature. Otherwise, you bear the consequences. Hereby announced.
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