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An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh!" Don't make a sound, I'm going to trip him up - my son fell down! "The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurried away, and asked why? The ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and was seriously injured. We donated blood to that girl. " Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. One ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant. It is enough to leave him alone to draw blood." " On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ant: Is the girl alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it was so heavy that my waist was bent with fatigue, and the girl was too weak to fall! After the elephant recovered from the illness, he sued the ant. The court ruled that the ant tripping the elephant was malicious injury and was imprisoned for 6 months. The ant refused to accept, "The maximum penalty for personal injury is two months, why was I sentenced to half a year? "Judge: "The sentence for personal injury is 2 months, and tripping the elephant is racial discrimination, and an additional 4 months~~~" So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: We and elephants are originally equal, how can we be "discriminated", please ask the High Court to make a clear decision, and restore our innocence, and sue the judge for frame-up. One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree, stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing? ” The elephant said: “Hush! Don't say anything, I'm waiting for that ant turtle son to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my brother. " As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard a scream from the elephant, so he ran back to look. On the way, he met an ant panting on the roadside. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he heard the ant speak by itself: "It's a shame. Fortunately, I found it early. I stepped on it and broke its foot!!" The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was trampled and broken. This time, he lost more blood. Even 80L of continuous transfusion was not enough, and the blood bank was in emergency. , and the only ant that matched the blood type of the elephant had collapsed after the last blood transfusion. A few days later, everyone ran to see the elephant. They found a female ant next to her and asked her how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: I told her that I was pregnant with her baby.
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Well, I guess you're really bored.
Alright, perfectly, even saved on the fees.
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