) Late at night, Xia Qu hid in bed and sent a text message to Shi Cangye.
——"The plan was a great success! He and I are finally reconciled! Thank you so much, brother Xiaoye! I really hope you can see the expression on Mu'er's face at that time, haha, he was really worried about me!"
——"What else should we thank each other for? Besides, if Sister Xiaoqu hadn't been lucky enough to win two big prizes in succession, I wouldn't have been able to think of a plan to let that guy rescue you. By the way, Sister Xiaoqu, you are the best 近是不是财神附体?圣诞节时不是还中了一棵 圣诞树?”
——“嘻嘻,最近运气是不错。明天厂家 就来安装电视了,你也来吧,中午我们在家吃 涮锅。”
——“好啊好啊!我一定去!”
这天夜里,夏曲辗转反侧许久才睡着, 原因是——一闭上眼,脑海中就会浮现出齐寂Panting, he asked her if she looked hurt.
...Mu'er is such a good son. Although he looks cold on the outside, he is actually very passionate. Cute thermos boy...Mom loves you the most...
At noon the next day, Qi Ji and Shi Cang were also preparing ingredients for shabu-shabu in the restaurant, while Xia Qu was happily showing off the brand new TV that had just been hung on the TV wall in the living room. Qi Ji plugged in the induction cooker plug and said to Xia Qu, "I contacted a company that collects old electrical appliances. I will come here in the afternoon to take away the old TV and old washing machine." "Okay, the money from selling the old appliances can be used to subsidize the household. I bought more than 200 yuan in stuff in the supermarket for the lottery last night."
"It's rare for you to be so caring about your family. I thought you would take the money to buy the things of that white-faced dead cat." Qi Ji turned on the induction cooker. Guan said, "Shi Cang, go get the pot base ingredients. It's in the middle drawer on the right side of the cabinet." "Okay!" Shi Cang also brought the pot base ingredients from the kitchen and was about to bite open the packaging bag with his teeth when he heard Xia Qu suddenly ask.
"Do you know what AV is?" The room fell silent for a moment, and Qi Ji and Shi Cang quickly glanced at each other across the dining table. Then he lowered his head and concentrated on mixing the dipping sauce, as if Xia Qu's question just now didn't exist.
Shi Cang, who was left hanging there, also saw that Qi Ji had no hope, so he bravely took on the important task of breaking the embarrassing situation. He cleared his throat and explained in an official tone like a news broadcast announcer, "The so-called AV is the abbreviation of English, with Japan as the world's largest producer. The works usually use intense and lingering movements of two or more people on the bed to make the viewer reach a physiological climax..."
"Shi Cangye!" Qi Ji picked up a peeled quail egg and stuffed it into the mouth of Shi Cangye, who was improvising, and then said it was not salty. He said to Xia Qu calmly, "That is the abbreviation of audio and audio, which means audio and video, that is, the transmission port of home audio and video equipment. It is in the TV manual. You can read it yourself." "Oh, let's study it after dinner. There are so many buttons on the remote control that I don't know what they are for."
As he said that, Xia Qu put down the remote control in his hand and walked to the dining table, "Eh? Xiaoye, what are you doing? Why is your expression so complicated? By the way, what did you mean by the double bed exercise? "
" Hmm..." Shi Cang chewed the quail eggs exaggeratedly, "It's delicious! I'll go to the kitchen and peel some more."
Qi Ji glanced at Shi Cangye, who was staring at him with curiosity. Shi said, "The so-called bed exercise is also a trampoline. Athletes use the elasticity of the elastic bed to bounce themselves into the air and perform various gymnastics movements in the air. It is now an Olympic event."
\"Pfft——" There was a strange sound in the kitchen.
After lunch, Shi Cang went to Qi Ji's room to take a lunch break. He was lying on the quiet and neat single bed with a wicked smile on his face.
"It turns out that bed exercise refers to the Olympic trampoline. I am really ignorant and ignorant. I have grown up and I don't even know this. I thought it refers to makelove. It seems that I am too wretched and degenerate! In the future, I must learn from the great genius Qi. Hahaha!"
Qi Ji sat at the desk with a face, "I'm warning you, in the future Don't teach her those messy things. "
"These are very useful common sense, besides..." Shi Cang also sat up,
"It's too pathetic that Sister Xiaoqu doesn't even know these basic common sense. How can she make a boyfriend in the future. If you are embarrassed, why don't I help you educate her?" "If you dare to tell her this, I will tell your dad which folder the pornographic films are hidden in your computer." Seeing that Qi Ji didn't seem to be joking, Shi Cang was also discouraged, "Really, I can't even make a joke. Since Sister Xiaoqu came, you are like a mutant. I know Sister Xiaoqu is very simple, but don't be overprotective to her. Whether you like it or not, there are some things she will be exposed to sooner or later. Now you let her live in a sterile environment. What if she can't resist any virus in the future? She is your cousin after all, and she is not your wife. How can you protect her for the rest of her life?" After thinking about Shi Cangye's words carefully, Qi Ji was silent for a while and said, "I know better, don't worry about it." "Okay, okay! I won't talk about this! Good stuff, I couldn't give it to you in front of Sister Xiaoqu." After saying that, Shi Cang mysteriously took out something from his trouser pocket and threw it to Qi Ji, "Here, my cousin brought it back from the United States! It's said to be very effective... you know!" Qi Ji took the thing and looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but feel black lines on his head. "My cousin only gave me two in total, do you think I'm interested? I'll give you half of it! Cherish it!" Shi Cang also chuckled and added, "But you have to find a girlfriend first." Raising his hand, Qi Ji threw the imported condom in his hand on Shi Cang,
"Thank you for your kindness, but I don't need it, you can keep it for yourself and use it slowly."
"You're welcome, share the good things with your brothers, take it. Hold it." Shi Cang also picked up the condom and stuffed it into Qi Ji's hand, "I don't want it, take it!" "Don't be embarrassed! I want to share my experience with you later. It's made in the United States, and it's strawberry flavored..." There was a "bang", and Xia Qu walked in with a fruit plate in his hand. 西,“什么东西草莓口味的?” 石苍也乱了手脚,“没什么没什么!我们 吃水果吧。”
“第36次警告你,下次进别人房间要敲 门!”齐寂帮夏曲把果盘放在桌上,他正想不 动声色地从石苍也手中抽过避孕套藏进兜里, 没想到夏曲的动作比他快了零点五秒钟! "What is this? Sugar imported from the United States? He doesn't want to give it to me." As he said that, Xia Qu took the condom from Shi Cangye's hand, tore open the beautiful plastic packaging, and pinched out the contents in front of the shocked eyes of the two boys.
"Don't——"
"Xia——"
Before Shi Cang and Qi Ji finished speaking, Xia Qu had already stuffed the condom into his mouth! "The strawberry flavor is not very strong...this gummy candy is too hard to chew..."
Qi Ji's face turned blue, "I'm going to the bathroom, Shi Cang, you stay here too!" After that, he left Shi Cang, who was stunned, and rushed out of the room. Shi Cang also stared blankly at Xia Qu who was chewing "American imported strawberry gummy candies" in front of him, and secretly swore in his heart that he must defend Sister Xiaoqu's pure heart to the death! Never let her know what a condom looks like! Otherwise, she would definitely instruct Qi Ji, that highly intelligent and cold-blooded thug, to dismember me...
