"Sister! Sister! What brand of clothes does Qi Ji like best! You must tell me!!!"
"Naisang (Japanese sister)! Oppa (Korean brother), what is his mobile phone number! The Lun family can't get through no matter how many times they call! Naisang, tell the Lun family! The Lun family wants to tell Oppa in person on the phone every night before going to bed - Zhuodim (French I love you)!!"
... For a moment, Xia Qu was surrounded by members, like a scandal star surrounded by paparazzi reporters.
President Kuan put his arms in front of Xia Qu as a protective gesture and shouted loudly, "Everyone sit back and maintain order! Later, everyone's questions will be summarized to their ministers, who will then report them to me! Don't worry, everyone! Sister Xia will answer the questions seriously one by one! Please return to your seats!!!"
The association officials worked together and finally calmed down the excitement of the members and let everyone sit back. Xia Qu let out a sigh of relief when he saw this, and then realized that the clothes on his back were soaked with sweat. Although the situation has changed drastically, Xia Qu still dare not take it lightly... Do I have to answer every question they ask? ? Wouldn't that betray the fungus? no! Never reveal it! ! ! ! Xia Qu was thinking about how to escape when her cell phone suddenly rang. She quickly took it out of her bag - Shi Cangye! Very good! You can take advantage of this opportunity...
\> So she replied loudly, "Ah! I actually forgot about the counselor talking to me! What! He's a little angry!! Okay, okay, I'll be there right away! Right now!" After hanging up the phone, Xia Qu explained to President Kuan Kuan with a "regretful" face, "I'm sorry, the counselor has something urgent to do with me, I have to leave quickly..."
"It's okay, then go quickly!" President Kuan Kuan agreed happily. He said, "I will collect everyone's questions first and organize them into materials, and then I will answer them for you when Sister Xia is free."
Xia Qu sneered a few times without comment, casually said hello to the vice-presidents on the side, and hurriedly escaped from this scary classroom full of brain-dead fans.
As soon as he ran to the corner of the stairs on the third floor, Xia Qu saw Shi Cang waiting there. Seeing Xia Qu, he seemed to be greatly relieved, "Emma! I was scared to death! Sister Xiaoqu said as we walked, we really can't stay here for a long time!" It turned out that Shi Cang had just received Xia Qu's text message and was very worried about her safety, so he sneaked upstairs and lurked outside the lecture theater to eavesdrop. Unexpectedly, he heard the voice of "everyone besieging" Xia Qu to inquire about Qi Ji's identity.
In desperation, he called Xia Qu and lied about "talking to the counselor" to rescue her. Walking on the sunny campus, Xia Qu felt like a new student, "Thank you, Xiaoye, for calling me in time, otherwise..." Shi Cang also seemed to be very proud of his hero's act of saving the beauty, "That's right, hey hey, as the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda... Anyway, it's just a small thing to add fuel to the fire, sister Xiaoqu, you don't need to pay too much attention... By the way, you're next 一步打算怎么办呢?难道真要回答那些脑残粉 的问题?不是我不纯洁啊,但我觉得肯定会有 女生问诸如‘齐寂下面尺寸'的问题,到时候不 好回答啊……”
“下面尺寸?”夏曲仰脸望着石苍也,满脸 无辜神情,“这有什么不好回答的?我知道 啊。”
“纳尼!!!!!!?”石苍也惊得差点栽Instead, "No, no, no, Sister Xiaoqu! Even if we are siblings, they are already this old, so we should take a shower together..."
"Why do we have to take a shower together?Is this size still visible only after taking a shower? "Xia Qu gave Shi Cang another blow to the head. He felt dizzy and the soles of his feet were weak.
Seeing Shi Cang's expression suddenly changed, Xia Qu was very puzzled, "Why is the reaction so strong? Isn't it the size below? You can tell what it is at a glance - 26.5 centimeters, the same length as his father. "
After hearing Xia Qu's last words, Shi Cang almost spit out a mouthful of blood, "This is impossible! ! ! ! This is unscientific! ! ! ! Even if my uncle was really that majestic, that kid Qi Ji would never be that long! ! ! ! ! ! It's impossible even in bq state! ! ! ! I saw it when I was changing clothes for swimming! ! ! ! Absolutely impossible! ! ! ! ! etc! ! ! How do you know my uncle's size? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ah...my three views! ! ! ! My integrity! ! ! ! Silence! I can't spare you the cliff - "
"... 26.5 centimeters, as long as his father. "Xia Qu's last words ruined Shi Cang's outlook! So Xia Qu was surprised. She didn't understand why Shi Cang was so entangled in this size issue, "I'm not lying to you. I measured both of them with my own tape measure, so there can't be any mistakes! "
\ Shi Cang also suddenly died of anger! Three souls and six souls have flown out of the body and rushed to the Palace of Hell to report! Xia Qu tilted his head and explained to himself, "One time I saw discounted brand-name sports shoes for sale online, so I measured Funu's old sports shoes at home, so there is no mistake. His feet are the same length as his father's. "
\ Xia Qu's little white made Shi Cang really die again and again. He hugged the tree beside him and scratched the bark of the tree. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sister, when you say the shoe size, can you not say the centimeters?" Can you just say code 43? Wuwuwu... the 'lower size' you mentioned is the shoe size, Wuwuwu, leave me alone and let me express my tragic emotions, Wuwuwu..."
Since then, many students passing by have seen such a gossipy scene - a handsome boy clawing at a tree with hatred and hatred, the bark of which has a desolate beauty of "fallen flowers", while a beautiful girl with an innocent face stands aside at a loss.
"Look! That beauty must have dumped that boy! "
"Well, I don't know who of them did it first! "
The sound of gossip drifted by, and the fallen bark became "colorful" at an accelerated rate.
