Is your wife a multifunctional artifact?
[Introduction]
Wife is a modern intelligent multi-functional "artifact". It is beautiful and elegant, easy to keep, fully functional and easy to use. Its main functions are as follows!
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Companion function:
It is both a life partner and a physical partner;
Cloning function:
A man or woman who looks like you can be cloned according to your characteristics, so that life can be extended indefinitely;
Nanny Function:
Can be both a nurse and a mother for the baby;
Secretary function:
Can be both a consultant at work and a trustworthy assistant in your career;
Nanny function:
Can be both a nanny and a nanny in your life The mother of your life;
Flavoring function:
It can adjust the taste of life, accompany you to read and surf the Internet, eat and sleep, watch movies and play mahjong and other activities you want to have someone accompany you, making life rich and colorful;
Detoxification function:
It can eliminate the negative effects of life Depression, relieves stress in life, eliminates various toxins, and makes life healthy and fulfilling;
Life-promoting function:
\ It can regulate your mood and body, and prolong life;
In addition, there are a series of self-help functions, which vary from person to person, and are one machine and one machine, never repeated.
[Topic Discussion]
1. Is your wife a multi-functional artifact?
2. Which of the above functions has your wife performed?
Replies (11)
Sofa...
The wet nurse function is pretty good~~
Well. . .
this……
A scholar... is that so?
Not only a companion in life, but also a companion physically; yo-yi, this one is preferred more.
Goodness, I'll reply once I find it →_→
No bottom line!
The last one is not bad, masturbate less, haha
I don't have a wife.
Same as downstairs, let's wait until everything is ready before talking.
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