Brainless quotes…

The original poster: Dumpling, I am a small dish Views: 107 Replies: 5 Posted in: 2014-02-20 04:39:00
In order to protect these underage schoolgirls, the principal rushed naked to the police who were fighting against pornography. The evil ghost at home fought with me for real estate and took me to court, but he won the case. The clever monster recorded Tang Monk's tightening curse. The 80-year-old woman jumped onto the bus and grabbed a seat. The driver touched and pressed the ejection device
Congratulations to the Emperor, she is pregnant with a dragon whose seed is a Tyrannosaurus rex
After I became constipated, Dr. Chen prescribed a course of electric drill for me
Recently, my left and right hands are always following me. What should I do
After hearing the news that the rescue hero is in urgent need of a blood transfusion. Xiao Hong took the initiative to hand over her red scarf
I went to the hair salon to wash my hair upside down so they wouldn't wash it in the wrong place
In desperation, the medical staff played cards with Black and White Wuchang in the emergency room to successfully delay the time
The headless female corpse was paid by the boss to take photos of her head for a photo post, causing public outrage
Never leave anything behind when you do good deeds The famous Lei Feng cleverly silenced the old lady who recognized him. Good news. The mentally retarded person jumped off the roof of a building and suffered multiple leg fractures because his head was too light. The man bravely jumped into the river and played with the drowning woman. He was pressed into bed by a female ghost while sleeping. I already have a wife. How should I refuse? Brother Song Jiang Brothers are all Dodgers! Look, what's gurgleing in the pot is Langli Baitiao Zhang Shun. I bit a spider. Will it turn into a human hero?
Sima Guang lit a fire under the tank and laughed and said that after boiling the water, the children would not drown.
The Ferris wheel spun off the track while no one was around and escaped from the playground and ran to the forest
Can the walnuts pinched by the door still nourish the brain
Children nowadays are getting more and more precocious and they will rot after stewing for five minutes
My wife moaned coquettishly on the bed. I couldn't hold on any longer. The private detective asked me when I was about to cum. : "Do you want to continue reading?"
Good news, Xiao Ming's mother just gave birth to a brother named Da Ming
The world is unfair! The little match girl was brutally kicked out of the gas station. Wukong shouted, "Eat my old grandson. Give me a stick." The Golden Horn King was stunned and opened his mouth. "I have practiced qigong and can make others angry to death."
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Bump the sofa
Passing by, holding down the post
floor..
Top!
Not bad!
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