"Even if there are ten beauties standing in front of me, as soon as you appear, they will dim." "Hate, am I that dazzling?" "No, you are too fat, blocking the light."
\Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy. He shouted loudly down the mountain: "The wolf is coming!" The farmers rushed to the mountain panting and saw that there were no wolves at all. The next day, the shepherd boy shouted again: "The wolf is coming!" But there was still no wolf. No one believes his words anymore. Later, the wolf really came, and many sheep were killed by the wolf. This story tells us: If you believe in something, as long as you persist and don't give up, miracles will happen.
The boyfriend came home from get off work and saw a note from his wife on the table: "Honey, I went to my girlfriend's house. I had fish for dinner. The fishing rod is behind the door."
The boyfriend had a bad cold and was lying on the bed. His girlfriend was sitting on the sofa nearby, reading a magazine, as if nothing had happened. The husband wanted his girlfriend to come over and say a few words of affection and comfort, so he deliberately asked loudly: "Honey, what are you watching?" Without raising her head, the girlfriend said: "You are watching "37 Degrees Woman."" The boyfriend was very disappointed and said in a tearful voice: "Wife, there is a 38 Degrees man on the bed. Why don't you just take a look?"
After quarreling with his girlfriend, his girlfriend went to boil water in a muffled voice. After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled, so I casually said: "You haven't gotten out yet?!" After hearing this, my girlfriend ran away from home in anger.
