How do you celebrate Women's Day?

The original poster: I’ll give you a bottle of wine and I’ll give you all the sorrow. Views: 102 Replies: 3 Posted in: 2014-03-08 02:39:47


[Introduction]
March 8th Festival is a festive holiday for women, and it is also a headache for brothers. Whether you can make your girlfriends and wives happy on this day is directly related to your quality of life in the second half of the year. Don't worry, this year's "March 8th Festival", men, you have to spend it this way.

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After get off work on March 7th
After work on this day, brothers should pay close attention to it. They must not stay up late to send holiday cards to the girls on the Internet. They should go to bed early before the moon comes out so that they have enough energy to get up early the next day.

At 7:30 in the morning on March 8th
you should go to the bedroom to watch. See if the woman shows any signs of waking up. If not, quickly clean up the room and arrange the flowers you bought yesterday in a style that she likes.

At 8 o'clock in the morning on March 8, during the meal, you should sit across from her quietly, staring at the woman's mouth that is constantly tucking in food with affectionate and guilty eyes. Poor Qian, he said affectionately: "This is your activity fund for today's festival."

At 8:30 in the morning on March 8, the emotion when sending a woman out can be a little exaggerated. You should take the trouble to say some sweet words, such as "I won't see you for a few hours. How can I face loneliness alone." "

March 8 morning 9-3 pm
Don't be idle when the woman is gone. When you go to the store to buy gifts for your wife, it depends on your financial situation, but I remind you never to buy fashion clothes for your wife. If it is expensive, you will be complained, if it is cheap, you will be complained. If it is not expensive or not, you will still be complained about the size.

March 8 8-10:30 pm
After dinner, you will be honest Sit next to the woman like a bird, watch her favorite TV series with her, and don't have the thought of grabbing the remote control. When the commercial is broadcast, you should also remember to feed the woman an orange or peel a few melon seeds, and don't have the thought of taking away the snacks while looking at your wife's slightly fat belly.

[Topic Discussion]
1. Are you afraid of Women's Day?
2. How will you spend your time as a man?
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Uh! A student, no wife, no girlfriend, awkward all over
On Women's Day, eat, play, take a bath, and sleep—this is how to spend it.
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