Joke (the story of seven men and a woman)
Early one morning, there was the sound of firecrackers, and someone opened a small cinema. A film was shown on the first day. The advertisement read "The Story of Seven Men and One Woman" and explained: A beautiful woman fainted inexplicably, and seven men forcibly dragged her into the forest; waiting for the beautiful woman... everyone found it very attractive and bought tickets to enter. When the movie was shown, "Snow White" appeared on the big screen, and everyone left in anger. -The next day, everyone passed by the small cinema again and saw that the advertisement had changed. The advertisement read "The Story of Seven Men and One Woman" and explained: It is like the stormy ecstasy of several days between a flower beauty and seven men (definitely not "Snow White"). Everyone felt that this time it was more attractive than last time, and it was explained that it was not "Snow White", so they bought tickets to enter again, and the words "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" appeared on the big screen! ! !
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