Girls these days are really good at pretending~~~
I had a KTV party with some colleagues last night. When we finally left, the goddess said she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you can get drunk even if you drink juice? ! Fortunately I'm smart, otherwise it would have delayed my playing games again tonight.
Last time, a beautiful woman and I asked me to go hiking in a scenic spot. I had not yet climbed Mount Nima. Before I even took a step at the foot of the mountain, she said it was too high and tired, and wanted to rest in an inn at the bottom of the mountain. Stop NMLGB, be pampered. I said you can climb or not, I will climb if you don't, so I left her and quickly climbed to the top of the mountain alone, and then I relieved my anger.
Yesterday, I had a drink with a female colleague. The female colleague told me that she was very happy with the drink. She wanted to sleep on my shoulder at night. She leaned over to me while talking. I became anxious on the spot and slapped him. Damn it, I said I had three boxes of wine and whoever poured it would pay for it. Now I regret it and want to eat the Overlord meal. Is it a suicide?
Reunion with high school classmates. It was pretty cool. After dinner, someone suggested going to a karaoke bar, but my ex-girlfriend from high school said he didn't want to go and was tired. If she wants to go home, let me see her off. Damn it, I want karaoke, so I took a taxi and sent her to the door of her community without getting out of the car, and then went back to the karaoke place. I thought to myself, there is nothing more fun than having a class reunion with karaoke and drinking.
That time I was on a business trip in a foreign country with my female colleague. After dinner, we went shopping outside for a while. Before shopping for a while, the female colleague said she was cold and her health was too bad. I directly called a taxi and let her sit back to the hotel alone. I thought: The night view is so good, you almost affected my mood to enjoy the night view while on a business trip.
I went hiking with a female colleague and a male colleague. When we reached a place halfway up the mountain where there were few people around, the female colleague told me to ask another colleague to go down the mountain to buy a few bottles of water. Damn it, I would give such a good performance opportunity to others. So I couldn't help but rush to the canteen down the mountain, thinking, although I am a leader, I still have to perform.
Last time, a female colleague asked me to go to her house to repair the water pipe. After a while, the repair was completed. When the female colleague saw that I was soaked and was afraid that I would catch a cold, she asked me to take a hot bath. Humph, just a little water would make me wet. What is this for a strong man like me? With a bang, I closed the door, went straight downstairs, got on my electric car and left.
Last night I took a walk with the goddess under the moonlight. The goddess said shyly: "Ah! It's so late, I guess I can't even take a taxi home." I immediately said, "Isn't your community 500 meters ahead? Thank you for my quick reaction, otherwise it would have cost a lot of money."
Beautiful women are good at cheating money. Last time, a beautiful colleague told me that she forgot her wallet and asked me to take her home by taxi. She paid me back and thought I was stupid. It was so far away and I took a taxi back for free, and she wanted to take advantage of me. If she asks like this next time, I will at least ask her to pay for my return fare. I am smart enough to know which stop is closest to her home. I took out 2 yuan and sent it to the bus stop to watch her get on the bus! I just left.
There was also a drinking party with a female colleague. After drinking, the female colleague also got drunk and said that she wanted me to sleep with her at night. After hearing this, I slapped her and left her alone. I thought she must have wanted to steal the two hundred yuan from my pocket while I was sleeping. I didn't expect that she was this kind of person. Bah!
