【Water】Naughty kid

?1. As soon as I left the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old little loli hugged my thigh and cried: Uncle, please marry me! ! ! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today! ! ! ! (br) 2. One day, I was flying on a plane. There was a little girl of six or seven years old sitting next to her, and her father was sitting next to her. Father and daughter were talking and laughing. At this time, the flight attendant came to deliver drinks, and my father's eyes were immediately attracted by the beauty of the flight attendant. When the little girl saw this, she loudly said to the flight attendant: "Auntie, my dad asked me to tell you that you are so ugly. It scares him." The stewardess looked at her father in astonishment and looked angrily. The father was very embarrassed and his face was as red as a monkey's butt. The little girl could only hear the little girl muttering to her father, "It's not my fault that my mother is worried. You never change your evil intentions wherever you go. Why was I so blind in my last life? How could I find you to be my lover?" (br) 3. During the Qingming Festival, I saw a child burning paper on the roadside. From time to time, he secretly threw a few test papers into the fire and burned them. While burning, he muttered: "Sir, you are getting older. Doing more homework is good for your brain and develops your intelligence. If you can't do it, take my class teacher away and let her teach you." (br) 4. The little girl, four years old, was very naughty. One day she was playing in bed while her father was watching TV beside the bed. Suddenly she accidentally fell off the bed. She quickly got up, went to her father, slapped her father decisively and said, "What do you think of my child?!" (br) 5. My son is four years old this year. Once my son made me angry, so he went to his father and planned to sue me for bullying him. My husband happened to be in the bathroom at that time, but he couldn't find his father anywhere, and I ignored him when he asked me. Finally, the child said in a loud voice: "Where is your husband? I guess he doesn't want you anymore and went to the supermarket to buy a wife!" (br) 6. Eating noodles outside, there was a lolita and her father opposite, eating the same bowl. Her father fed her first, and then went to buy milk tea at her request. I saw this little lolita pick up a spoon and put chili peppers into the noodles one by one, and kept muttering: "I'll let you feed it, I'll let you feed it. If you can't eat anymore, I'll feed you. It'll kill you... it'll kill you..." (br) 7. I went to work in the morning and was walking in the community when a loli suddenly appeared from behind. She was about three years old and ran towards the entrance of the community with a schoolbag on her back. She seemed to be going to take a school bus, but she suddenly fell down in front of her. I was about to run to help her, but she got up on her own and said angrily: "Why didn't you fall to death? If you fall to death, you don't have to go to kindergarten..."