\1. Can you not exaggerate when you speak ill of me, as if you're cooking?2. When someone knocks you down, no matter how bitter or tired you are, stand up and slap them back hard.
3. I liked you back then because I was out of my mind; now my mind is clear.
4. Damn, I waited so long for your message, and all I got was a 'haha.' Do you think I'm joking?
5. Shallow water has many turtles, everywhere is filled with big brothers; if you're not into society, you keep clashing with it.
6. Is there anyone secretly in love with me? Those of you who are, don't be shy; love should be said out loud.
7. My past love was like a dwarf, hanged by a single bush.
8. I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.
9. You are calm because you are not afraid of death; I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of you dying.
10. Take your complaints out to bask in the sun every day, and your mood will never lack calcium.
11. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up; after growing up, I realized the whole world couldn't save me.
12. Grandfathers all start from grandchildren.
13. God said let there be light; I said I objected, so darkness came into the world.
14. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!
15. You oppress the people, the people will come for you!
16. It takes thousands or millions of years to evolve from monkey to human, but going from human back to monkey only takes a bottle of alcohol.
17. Heroes don't ask about the path, rogues don't care about age!
18. God gave us emotions and desires, but we turned them into lust and violence.
19. I am Jesus's son, Coconut!
20. Don't fear a buddy like God; fear a friend like a dog.
21. I come quietly, I leave quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.
22. One should never lower one's noble head, except when picking up money.
23. We had a small disagreement: she hoped I could turn manure into gold, I hoped she would treat gold like manure!
24. Customers are not gods; customers are just fooled.
25. We can avoid everyone, yet we can't avoid a fly. In life, it's often some trivial matters that make us unhappy.
26. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary: enemies won't believe you, and friends don't need your explanation.
27. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!\28. In a harmonious campus, the one riding a bicycle might be a doctoral supervisor, while the one driving a Mercedes could be a logistics staff.\29. Study hard for China! How much is a pack of Zhonghua?\30. Not only do I have a car, but it's also self-powered...\31. Women own countless QQ accounts just to flirt with one man, while men often use a single QQ account to add all kinds of women.\32. Boss, I'll have a bowl of 'Crying My Eyes Out.'\33. Ever since I turned into dog poop, no one has stepped on my head again.\34. In this world, I only trust two people: one is me, and the other is not you.\35. If there's nowhere to go, why walk? Just take a car.\36. Without clothes I am a beast, but wearing clothes I am a dressed-up beast!\37. Men have gold under their knees; I cut off the whole leg, but not even a piece of copper was found!\38. Master nun, please submit to me!... Long, long afterward... Master nun, please forgive me!\39. Ten years of studying Chinese is not as good as half a year of chatting on QQ.\40. If friends could be sold, and each was worth five yuan, I could make a small fortune.
