North Korea announces successful landing on Sun

Recently, North Korea's official news agency reported that they had successfully sent a 17-year-old astronaut Hung Il Gong (transliteration) to the sun on January 21. In order to avoid the high temperature of the sun, the astronaut deliberately chose to set off at night, and after a 4-hour journey, he reached the other side of the sun. When returning from the sun, he specially collected a lot of sunspots and gave them to leader Kim Jong-un. The news agency not only published this news in the form of text, but also broadcast the news in the form of pictures. The anchor said in a very excited tone: "I am happy to announce that our country has successfully led the world in sending astronauts to the sun. And his feat of landing on the sun has also enabled the Soviet system to assume the leadership position in the space race. Hong Yigong is a great hero. When he returns home this afternoon, he will receive a heroic welcome and applause from the people of the country."
Comments from netizens:
1. We think that it gets dark at night on the earth because we are not facing the sun. It turns out that the sun also has nights. It turns out that the sun will cool down from 6,000 degrees Celsius during the day to no light at night.
2. We thought the sun was gas. It turned out that the great leader of Chaoxian County could change the world and make the sun become land.
3. The distance between the sun and the earth is about 149,597,871 kilometers. We originally thought that the speed of the fastest rocket was only 30,000 kilometers per hour, and it would take more than two hundred days to make a round trip to the sun. It turns out that the rocket speed of "Great North Korea" can reach 30 million kilometers per hour, which is similar to the speed of electrons in high-energy particle accelerators.
4. We thought that sunspots were temporary phenomena on the solar photosphere. It turns out that sunspots can be stored.
5. We thought North Korea was short of energy, but it turns out they have so much energy that they can launch a rocket using the world's total energy for a year.