I like school, I just don't like classes.
Growing up, when the flag was raised, the attention was not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag stopped at the top of the pole when the national anthem was played...
I often pointed to the ugly pictures in the textbooks and said to my classmates, look, this is you. My deskmate looked through the whole book looking for pictures uglier than this one and said, "Look, this is you!"
When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.
The night before school starts, my country's electricity consumption will skyrocket.
Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day when I was taking an exam, I suddenly couldn't write the word "hui", so I opened the drink next to me. I went crazy at that time, and I actually won, so I asked for another bottle.
I did very well in this exam. I only failed two subjects, liberal arts and science.
I have to be scolded four times every day. I don't get up in the morning and surf the Internet when I get up. I don't read a book for a day and don't sleep at night.
Teacher, I have saved my homework for the winter vacation. I have feelings. Why don't we make it?
These days, toilets have become students' leisure areas.
It took you 5 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed.
After turning off the lights in the dormitory before going to bed, I imagine there are ghosts everywhere and rush to bed at a speed of 120 miles.
The teacher said: It's about to take the high school entrance examination. If you fall in love early, don't argue, so as not to affect your mood; if you don't fall in love early, don't confess, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.
It's only been a winter vacation for 20 days! It takes 33 days to lose love these days.
After the Chinese language test was over, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried early.
Computer, don't do this. Let me go. I am a person with homework.
The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and there were only five words in the essay. This is courage.
Who still remembers the classic saying in school, just wait for me and I will stop you after school.
Those students who have not yet done their winter vacation homework will definitely achieve great things, because they are calmer than ordinary people, calm in the face of danger, and calm as water!
Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, cough, cough, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me...
"Doctor, I can't sleep recently and am in a bad mood. I can't eat. What's wrong with me?" The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me: 15 years old. The doctor said: Have you not finished your homework?
The winter vacation homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.
I have been in elementary school for ten years and middle school for twelve years. I was rated as the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers came, they all asked me about the inside story of the school...
The exam was like having a disease. I suffered from depression before the exam and amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the paper back, I had a heart attack.
Toss a coin: If it's heads, go surf the Internet; if it's tails, go to bed; if it's up, go do your homework.
I skipped too many classes and wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said that he had grown so big after not seeing him for such a long time.
In the past, when primary school teachers started classes, they would say to us for fear of being embarrassed: When the time comes, you will all raise your hands when I ask a question. Those who can raise their right hand, but those who cannot raise their left hand.
People who want to go to school in a hurry are usually good students, or there is your significant other waiting for you in school.
From falling in love as a student to getting married is the most proud thing in my life
I wish that when the teacher asked me why, I could boldly say: Those who understand me don't need to explain, and those who don't understand why should I explain.
Primary school tuition fee mouth, junior high school tuition fee pen, high school tuition fee brain, university tuition fee flow.
Have you ever had a classroom that was very loud when the class teacher was not in the class, but sometimes it would be strangely quiet for a few seconds?
I have been wondering why the teacher invites parents. A person who has not even educated minors well wants to educate adults?
A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me. Who defined 60 points as passing? ! ?
I always wanted to play on the computer when I was in school, but during the holidays I could only stare at the computer in a daze.
It's not that I hate the school, but I hate some people and things in the school.
Life is so short, why should the results of an exam affect our mood.
I have to go to my parents if I have bangs in school. If I can't improve my grades, it's because of my hair style?
On a September 1st more than ten years ago, I danced, put on my small schoolbag with a smile on my back, walked into the school with a poop, and embarked on a road of no return.
I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love because we at this age shouldn't have to endure this.
I have a dream. There are only 5 fill-in-the-blank questions in one test paper. School____subject____class____name____student number____. 20 points for each empty space.
You cannot judge the quality of your children by their grades.
Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher.
When I was a kid, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time. When I got to junior high school, I realized it was 9:30 to go to bed. Now, I look at the time every night and it's only 12 o'clock.
I made an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of the 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned my winter vacation homework to keep warm.
I comfort myself every time after taking an exam. It's okay, the important thing is to participate...
When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers at school, most afraid of asking parents, and most afraid of classmates saying "I will sue the teacher."
One day Ultraman went to class, the teacher asked a question, Ultraman raised his hand, and the teacher failed.
Every time "Goodbye teacher" is heard after class, the voice is much louder than "Goodbye teacher" is heard in class.
Since I was a child, I have had an old enemy who calls other people's children, who never chats on QQ, and who always ranks first in grade. I hate this other people's child!
Don't quarrel with your parents. Because when you don't win the argument, you only get scolded, and when you win the argument, you only get beaten. Be obedient!
School, although you have gained my person, you have not gained my heart.
What I hate the most is that at the end of the log it says that whoever doesn't repost can do whatever they want.
No need to have some fun!
Those who feel the same way, have experience, and those who are silly and snickering are great. I like your laughter.
