[Funny] The reason why donkeys despise cars

1. Cars pollute, donkeys are environmentally friendly. Cars are Euro I, Euro II, or Euro III. The state has stipulated what emission standards donkeys must meet. Do we have to hang a purifier on the donkey's butt? (br) 2. Buying a donkey can preserve and increase its value, but a car can only depreciate. According to the United Nations report, the general trend of mechanical products is to continue to decrease in price, while the general trend of agricultural and sideline products is to continue to increase in price. Donkeys cost 100 yuan each in the 1970s, 500 yuan each in the 1980s, and 1,000 yuan each in the 1990s. Will the value of your car increase in this way? (br) 3. A donkey can traverse mountains and rivers as if it were on flat ground, but a car, even if it is as expensive as the German "Stupid Death", can it cross the Gangdise Mountains? (br) 4. Donkeys can give birth to children. If you buy a donkey, you can get a donkey son and a donkey grandson. There is an endless supply of children and grandchildren. Can you, the "old and dead" in the UK, give birth to a "little and dead"? (br) 5. The donkey has a long history and the family is glorious. Does your car have the honor of being ridden by Zhang Guolao? (br) 6. Donkeys are safe, cars are dangerous. Have you ever heard of someone dying after hitting a donkey? (br) 7. Once a war breaks out, everyone will run into the mountains, lacking food and clothing. Donkeys can drink milk and eat donkey meat. Why do you take off the tires of "soliciting"? Can it be eaten? (br) 8. You have to pay to get a car on the road, you have to pay to get a license plate, and you have to pay to learn to drive it. Have you ever heard of anyone paying to learn to ride a donkey? (br) 9. Raising donkeys is a traditional industry in China. Chinese donkeys can proudly say: "We are not afraid of American donkeys, and we are not afraid of joining the WTO!" Do Chinese cars dare to say that?