Once I was queuing up at the door of a courier store to pick up a package. There was a woman in front who couldn't get her name right. She said it several times, but still couldn't get it right. Finally, she suddenly realized and shouted: "I remember! My name is Dashabi!" The express delivery boss said he had it and gave the express to her. Then the man shouted in front of everyone: I will kill my husband when I go back! (Transfer)
The student asked: Are there sleepers? The conductor answered: No. The student asked: Where are the tickets? The conductor replied: No. The student asked: What about standing tickets? The conductor replied: There are standing tickets. However, student tickets cannot be sold. The student asked: Why can't I buy a student ticket? The conductor replied: The Ministry of Railways has regulations: No student will be allowed to go home standing this year. Student: Just sell me one, and I will squat.
The goddess I like has tonsil inflammation. She still had a cough when she arrived at the company the morning before yesterday. I asked her with concern: Your prostate inflammation is not cured yet... After saying this, the company was silent... Do you think there will never be a possibility for her and me? !
A certain person went to a certain company for an interview. When he was called, he went in and sat down. The interviewer showed a surprised expression and said, "Young man, don't be nervous." The person said, "I'm not nervous." The interviewer said again: You really don't need to be nervous, we are just chatting. It's a two-way choice. The person said inexplicably: I'm really not nervous. The interviewer was angry: Are you really not nervous? This person: I'm really not nervous. The interviewer vomited blood and said: If I'm not nervous, why are you sitting on the coffee table?
A man and a woman were called out by the teacher at the same time to answer questions. The whole class was coughing. This is the best time in my memory.
In ancient times, Sai Weng lost a white horse, and his neighbors came to comfort him. Sai Weng said: "This may not be a bad thing." Sure enough, a few days later, the white horse came back, carrying a monk on its back, so everyone was very happy. They ate the monk and waited for immortality. Sai Weng said again: "This may not be a good thing." Then, the next day, a monkey wearing a leopard print short skirt came to the village. .
My classmate lives in Shandong. Once I was in a hurry to go back to school, so I bought the ticket from a ticket seller. When checking the ticket... LD came, and the ticket inspector said: Please take out the disability certificate! My roommate said: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, da (plus a series of sign language, that is, gestures). Later, the ticket inspector had no choice but to let her get on the bus, and then the girl did not dare to say anything along the way. I scolded more than one monthly ticket seller!
Just now, just now. Blow-drying the hair of a very innocent girl. The girl answered the phone: "Hey, are you here? It's Wangjiadun Station. You came out of Exit B, what? B, ABCD's B. Oh, B, it's not D! Why are you so stupid, Nima B's B! Oh, I'm done." Brother directly sprayed... Ni Ma B's B...
The Bull Demon King shouted loudly and split the mountain in front of him in half. Then he turned and asked Sun Wukong, "Xian brother, do you think I am awesome?" Sun Wukong: "No.
A man's head is square and square, resembling a brick! Friends often teased him as a brick man! One day, the man walked to the side of a well and looked at the bottom of the well to see if his head really looked like a brick! Unexpectedly, a roar came from the bottom of the well: "If you can, throw it down!"
" I just got a girlfriend, and I couldn't help but kiss her on a date last night. She said shyly: "I hate it, I hate it, my first kiss is gone again / shy."
Today my colleague came to me and cried, saying that her boyfriend suspected her of cheating. She used a metaphor to describe the matter. She said: If I were the Internet, he would be the one surfing the Internet. He has logged in so many times without paying, and he still suspects that others are cheating on the Internet all day long. My friends and I were stunned!
Looking in the mirror, the princess asked: "Guo Jing, you are the most honest. Do you think I'm beautiful? ""beautiful. Guo Jing said: "Among the people I know, you are the most beautiful." ""real. "The princess jumped up. "But. But. Guo Jing hesitated and said: "So far, I only know my master, the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan." "
