When others insult you, this teaches you how to respond to them, absolutely useful. If you like it, give it a like!

Hello everyone~ I'm Mengchen~ I changed my name, not sure if anyone noticed~
\1. When someone insults you by saying 'You're a dog, block the way,' you should reply, 'A good donkey doesn't bray.'
2. When someone insults you with words like **, **, B-face, cheap, shameless, you should reply, 'I am cheap because I saw you. I am shameless because in front of you, I don't need to be.'
3. When someone calls you a fool, you should reply, 'Of course I'm foolish, being here with you, how could I not be foolish?'
4. When someone calls you perverted, you should reply, 'Being perverted is better than changing sex, you personal monster **.'
5. When someone insults you as naughty, you should reply, 'Actually, everyone is tap water, why do you have to pretend to be purified water!! Usually naughty people don't admit they are naughty, because they fear being discovered, so they call others naughty!!'
6. When someone calls you ugly, you should reply, 'I'm happy to look ugly, mind your own business. If you think I'm ugly, don't look at me, I didn't force you to!'
7. When someone insults you as a dog or pig, you should say, 'Don't keep repeating your own name, we all know it's you.'
8. When someone calls you useless, you should say, glaring, 'You're even worse than me!'
9. When arguing and someone attacks you saying 'You're fat and ugly,' you should reply, 'Come with me to Africa and see who's really ugly (in Africa, fat is beautiful).'
10. When someone says you are effeminate, this is suitable only for males to reply, 'Stop it, I'm not your mom.'
11. When someone says you have problems, you should reply, 'Look at it... being with you for even a little while and I caught this problem.'
12. When someone says you ***, you should reply, 'Your mom, next time don't say ***.'
13. When someone calls you a bitch, you should say, 'You are the one my dad and I made.'
14. When a man insults a woman as shameless, she should reply, 'Even shamelessness is caused by men.'
15. When someone calls you stupid, reply, 'I'm not stupid, it's just that you're stupid enough to think I am.'
16. When someone maliciously says you are someone's girlfriend, reply, 'This has nothing to do with you, anyway it doesn't matter but I'm happy.'
17. When someone insults you for not being Chinese, reply, 'Looking like an alien but still speaking Chinese, not easy.'
18. When someone insults you for being dark-skinned, if you are a girl, you should reply, 'This is the trendy chocolate skin tone, you're out of fashion; if I weren't dark, how would you look fair?'19. When someone calls you a silly girl, reply, 'Your mom is a woman too.'
20. When someone calls you brain-damaged, reply, 'My brain is flawed but only to attack others with malicious thoughts, while yours is flawed in respecting others!'
21. When someone calls you a dead woman, reply, 'Who else would a dead woman curse?'
If they say, 'I'm cursing you,' you respond, 'Oh, so a dead woman is cursing me, huh?'
22. When someone hits your head, reply very gently, saying: 'May I ask why my head is so appealing to you?'
23. When someone maliciously says you're pretending to be dumb, reply, 'How do you know I'm pretending?'
24. When someone tells you to go away, you must say: 'Sorry, I won't. Please demonstrate in front of everyone so I can learn.'
25. When arguing and the other person often glares at you, you should say, 'Don't look at me with your bloodshot eyes.'
26. When someone calls you a beast, respond: 'If your mom and dad didn't poke (Beast and poke sound similar), how did they give birth to you?'
27. When someone maliciously says you're acting cool, reply, 'How do you know I'm pretending to be cool? Did you take a liking to me and watch me every day? I'm naturally cool, do I need to act? Even without acting, I'm cooler than you.'
28. When you hear a classmate using foul language to insult others, and your attempts to dissuade them fail and you are insulted instead, reply, 'I never argue with low-quality people.'
29. When someone calls you a giraffe, humorously reply, 'Giraffes are beautiful animals, thank you for complimenting me~ You cowardly turtle.'
30. When someone calls you ugly, reply, 'I am very ugly and have no desire to live. But seeing someone as ugly as you still alive gives me hope in life… Someone before me is even more beautiful, though someone right here seems a bit worse than me. Oh, sorry, now I realize you are prettier than me… That's because you don't have the eye to see my beauty.'
31. When someone calls you short, reply, 'Physiologically, you're very much like a wooden stake; structurally, you're like a utility pole. I'm short, what's it to you? Do you want me to be tall? Thanks, but being tall is useless! Can being tall put food on the table? Look at YM, so tall, and what happened? A vertical jump can infuriate people, and defense can annoy the dead!'
32. When someone says you don't love your country, reply, 'Ridiculous. Our General Secretary, even with nothing to do, often goes to Japan. Does that mean he doesn't love his country? Look at Yao Ming, always playing for American basketball, does that mean he loves the country?'He donated so much money to the disaster area, can you do the same? Now everyone is learning English, does that mean nobody loves their country anymore?
33. When someone calls you a beggar, you should respond: Have you ever seen a beggar as handsome, elegant, gentle, cute, and charming as Zhang? Don't talk nonsense, say it again, and I'll slap you to death.
34. When someone calls you uncivilized, you should respond: As a person of the 21st century, if I am not uncivilized, how can I show your "civilization"... Besides, now even saying 'sun' or 'grass' is considered uncivilized, don't tell me you've never said these two words.
35. When someone insults you with ***, you should respond: Your mom gave birth to you because your dad f***ed her.