Yesterday I bought a pack of cigarettes - reposted from NetEase - Best Screenwriter
Yesterday I went to buy cigarettes, bought a pack of 20, gave the shop owner 50, and he gave me 40 in change. I pretended not to notice and just put it in my pocket and left. I hadn't gone far when the shop owner shouted at me: 'You didn't take your cigarettes!' I was moved to tears, took out ten yuan and gave it to the shop owner: 'You gave me ten yuan too much.' The shop owner was also moved to tears: 'Young man, give me the cigarettes, I'll exchange it for another pack.' Smoking the new pack the shop owner gave me, that pure taste once again touched me: 'Boss, give me that 50 from before, I'll exchange it for another one!' The shop owner, again moved, said: 'Young man, give me the change I gave you before, I'll exchange it too.' Taking the money the shop owner returned to me, I was again moved, and took out a phone from my pocket: 'Boss, here, take your phone back.' The shop owner, tears in his eyes, shook as he took out a wallet: 'Young man, here's your wallet back.' At this point, the young man couldn't hold back anymore, he collapsed to the ground, hugged the boss's leg and cried: 'Brother, please go to Room 304 in the next hotel and bring home your elementary school daughter!' The shop owner was startled, sighed, and shouted back into the store: 'Hongxing, stop hiding, come out and go home with your husband!' I was shocked, and three minutes later I said in grief: 'Actually, my wife is your long-lost illegitimate daughter!!' 'Ah...!!' The shop owner was so excited he almost fainted. He said desolately: 'It's my fault... I should have told you earlier... You were also entrusted to your dad to raise... You are my son... and that little girl is your biological sister!!' I was struck as if hit by a bolt from the blue, and could no longer hold back, rushing forward and hugging the shop owner: 'Dad!!!' The father and son hugged and cried, a mixture of sadness and joy, their accomplishments and fame deeply hidden...
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Buying a pack of cigarettes has become so complicated. Luckily, I don't smoke, so I can completely avoid this situation.
Braving the mist and rain, it seems this joke was used on G-Dragon a while ago. Seeing these two pretentious guys makes me really want to go up and slap them.
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