1. Only when holding your hand do I understand your flaws; tears stream down my face, if you don't leave, I will. \2. Journey to the West tells us: all monsters with backing were taken away, and those without backing were hit to death with one stick. \3. What unhappy things do you have? Say them to make everyone feel a little happy. \4. I like you so much, would it kill you to like me a little? \5. I'm not money, how can I be liked by everyone?! \6. Things that are irresistible are, besides teeth, also love. \7. When life maliciously turns everything into black humor, I go with the flow and turn myself into a highly educated rogue. \8. Time is too thin, and the gaps between fingers are too wide. \9. Young girls dream of finding a white horse, only to open their eyes and find gray, dull donkeys everywhere. After being heartbroken, they can only pick a strong donkey from the herd; this kind of donkey is named: economically suitable man. \10. I want to cry, I want to make a fuss, sleepless night after night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, holding a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly, I want to fall in love, until the world is full of love. \11. Our goal: look to money, earn thickly. \12. I am the passerby you forget as soon as you turn around, why should I waste my years with you until the ends of the earth? \13. Those without medical insurance or life insurance, after dark, don't act heroically... \14. Taking a crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes martial arts, yoga, judo, balance beam, and other fitness activities. \15. When my eyes open, I can tell you are a monster. \16. Hands in pockets, loving no one. \17. Holding a kitchen knife to cut wires, sparks fly along with lightning all the way. \18. Being single is not difficult, what is difficult is dealing with those who do everything to end your single life. \19. What is happiness? Happiness is you eating fish, me eating meat, and watching others gnaw on bones. \20. After more than ten years of schooling, I still think kindergarten was easier! \21. I was once a seed of infatuation, but after a rain... I drowned. \22. Many people say marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love has no place to be buried. \23. When you have time, study feng shui; after death, getting a good grave can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house in life. \24. It is said that a person has only two choices: busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die. \25. Sleepy in spring, lethargic in summer, weak in autumn, perfect to sleep in winter.26. Longing cannot be controlled, pain cannot be managed, outcomes cannot be obtained by oneself, happiness cannot be given by oneself.
27. When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world; when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn't save me.
28. If you are destined not to give me the response I hope for, then keep a safe distance.
29. Please don't take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
30. A woman without talent is virtuous; I must be very lacking in virtue.
31. Zhuge Liang never commanded troops before coming out; why do you require me to have work experience?
32. Live a life like the erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues.
33. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
34. Heaven, too blue! Sea, too salty! Life, too hard! Work, too annoying! With you, fated! Missing you, sleepless! Seeing you, too far!
35. Woke up, and the sky was already dark.
36. Medicine with bottles, hanging with ropes, jumping off a building waving handkerchiefs to say goodbye.
37. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only become a toothpick; the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it's useless.
38. You need to figure out the script of your life — it's not the sequel to your parents, not the prequel to your children, nor an extra story of your friends.
39. The tree is quiet but the wind never stops; the more I yearn, the more he is not here.
40. Wish that one day I wake up and open my eyes to find myself sitting at a desk in an elementary school classroom. The piece of chalk thrown by the teacher just hits my forehead.
41. The young should misbehave boldly; if not, how would the elderly one day have stories to tell?
42. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.
43. Decades later, we meet, send to the crematorium, burn to ashes, you a pile, me a pile, no one knows each other, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.
44. The beauty of learning lies in leaving a person puzzled; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting affairs; the beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; the beauty of a man lies in lying so openly that it dazzles even in the daylight.
45. I thought I was decadent; today I realized, I was already abandoned long ago.
46. The mark of an immature man is sacrificing heroically for ideals; the mark of a mature man is living ignobly for ideals.
47. Life is like Song Zude's mouth; you never know who the next unlucky person will be.
48. Sunshine is warm, years are peaceful; if you don't come, how dare I grow old?
49. People are not smart, yet still learn to go bald like others.50. I shine in this beautiful moment with the stance of a god. Mortals, do not disturb…
51. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we get old, the mirror evens the score.
52. Work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.
53. I am a white-collar worker: today I got paid, paid the rent and utilities, bought oil, rice, and instant noodles, felt my pockets, sighed, and realized this month's salary has been white-collared away…
54. Hold your hand, then drag you away. You say you won't go? Alright, close the door and release the dog!
55. Life is like this. It always occupies the absolute leading position, while countless fools shout that they have controlled life and mastered fate, not realizing that life, from a higher sky, reveals a mocking, sarcastic face.
56. He is just a pot of water; poured into your pile of rice, years later, the clear water turns into fine wine, while you become a pile of wasted rice—not useless, it can still feed pigs.
57. People unwilling to be slaves are willing to be slaves to the Renminbi.
58. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass, I can't dish out all the sweet things you want to hear.
59. The word 'life' has made my brain twitch and spinal cord spasm for decades of reflection. I have always failed to grasp it.
60. A truly brave person dares to face their unmade-up face.
61. Tianshan Child-Lady—looks like a young boy on the outside, but inside has 365 cracks, each inscribed with 'spring, summer, autumn, winter', so aged it's almost monstrous.
62. This is often how life works; even if you want to turn back, it's already too late. Even if you are willing to degrade yourself like a poor horse, there may not be any turn-back grass waiting for you.
63. We once thought we could die for love, but love won't kill anyone. It only pricks the deepest pain, leaving us wanting to cry but unable, tossing and turning, becoming doctors in long illness, and steel-tempered through trials. You are not the wind, I am not sand; no matter how entangled, we cannot reach the ends of the earth. Dry your tears, tomorrow morning, we still have to go to work.
64. Once, we looked up at the starry sky with friends, and burst into tears—he for heartbreak, I for a neck sprain.
65. Actually, you and I are the same; everyone is pretending, the key is to pretend well, convincingly. There is a threshold: if you pretend right, you step through and become a so-called person of character; if not, you get stuck there. Just stuck at the door.
