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According to experts from the Swiss Lucerne Institute of Psychology, a group of college students with originally average grades experienced a sudden surge in memory and dramatic improvement in exam results after their buttocks were spanked during an experiment. This is because when a person is spanked, adrenaline secretion increases significantly, and the endorphins released to reduce pain, when mixed with adrenaline, can effectively open neural pathways that a person had not fully utilized before, thereby contributing to an increase in IQ.
