[Gossip Report] Why Plants Rise Up Against Zombies

Before cremation was practiced, burials were common. That is, when a person died, they were buried underground. Interestingly, if there were plants around the grave, they would grow particularly well. Many people said that even though the person had died, there was still a spiritual energy, and because the plants absorbed this spiritual energy, they grew well. Then the corpses became dissatisfied, and a bold corpse stood up and said: 'You plants owe us some gratitude for your growth since it is through our spiritual energy that you have flourished.'

The plants also sent a representative, who said: 'This has been the practice since ancient times, and no corpse has ever asked for compensation.'

Corpse Representative: 'Now it's the 21st century, a market economy, and everything should be fair. What you are doing is unfair.'

Plant Representative: 'We help decorate the environment around you, so isn't it reasonable for us to absorb a bit of your spiritual energy?'

Corpse Representative: 'Without your decorations, we wouldn't be able to continue on; without our spiritual energy, you wouldn't thrive. By all calculations, you are the ones benefiting more, and you've been doing it for a long time. Don't you dare say otherwise.'

Plant Representative: 'I have the right to remain silent; I will wait for my lawyer.'

Soon, the representatives and lawyers from both sides were fighting endlessly. They argued fiercely with no conclusion.

Then, both sides erupted into a long-lasting war, which is called------Plants vs. Zombies.
\ Reported by [Little Tiantian Selling Chivalry Gossip]

[Gossip Report] Why Plants Rise Up Against Zombies

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