Essence [Integrity News] Issue 1

(b) [Tragic teenage boy spying on a couple from the balcony? Falls from the 6th floor with multiple fractures] (b)/ A 16-year-old boy, Xiao Hai, is from Qidong County, Hunan. Due to his poor family background, he dropped out of school after the third grade and stayed at home. Last year, Xiao Hai went to Dongguan to work, and he became curious about the "couple rooms" in the company dormitory. On the night of May 8, Xiao Hai lay on the balcony spying on the neighbor couple's bedroom activities and accidentally fell from the 6th floor, resulting in multiple fractures all over his body. / Editor's note: Curiosity killed the cat, and secret desires can be deadly. / Editor: Black Wutong (ID: 41746) || (center) [Customer finds a condom in their meal] / On the night of May 11, Ms. Liang from Hefei went to eat grilled fish with friends, and upon flipping the fish, she was shocked to find a condom at the bottom of the plate. Ms. Liang demanded compensation of 100,000 yuan, but the female manager on duty at the restaurant felt the amount was too high. Negotiations failed, and to resolve the situation, the manager swallowed the condom on the spot. The Shushan District Health Supervision Bureau in Hefei has since intervened in the investigation. (Pfft… I've heard before that people sometimes use fish instead of hands, but was the condom really necessary?) This incident shows the restaurant bears significant responsibility. They ignored the fish's suffering and took the poor fish for grilling before it was done, and now face consequences. As for the restaurant manager, she was quite clever: knowing she was in the wrong, she immediately destroyed the evidence, though she was also pressured by the customer. Her actions tell us that "condoms can also be eaten." (Professional training, do not imitate!) / Editor: 7723 Tomato (ID: 15598) || (center) [Man sues government after being denied permission to marry a computer] / The world is full of surprises. Recently, an American man applied to marry a computer but was rejected. The man, Chris Sevier, claims that he is similar to a homosexual and is in love with an Apple computer. When the government disagreed, he filed a 50-page lawsuit claiming government discrimination. Look at his vision—marrying a computer, producing tiny computers, selling them, and it won't be long before he lands on Forbes and wins a wealthy and beautiful spouse!
Editor: 7723 Tomato (ID:15598)|| (center)【Everyone in American Airlines Town Has a Plane】
In Florida, USA, there is a villa community full of wealthy people, with one or more planes parked in front of each house. The avenue in front of the houses is neat and wide, leading directly to a well-renovated airstrip adjacent to the community, where planes take off or land from time to time. How long can the rich guys fight once a day?
Editor: 7723 Tomato (ID:15598)|| (center)【Japanese Police Cars Steal the Crowd】
A new model of police car appeared on the streets of Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan, with its "cute" appearance captivating everyone, and passersby eagerly raised their phones to take photos. I wonder if such an adorable police car can still catch the culprit?
Editor: 7723 Tomato (ID:15598)

|| Writing such a formal post for the first time really took a bit of effort. First, I went to find bizarre news, and then I started roasting. I think my own roasting skills aren't that high yet, so please feel free to share with me. I'll work hard to learn my roasting skills and contribute better news about integrity! Also, many editors didn't submit on time or didn't cooperate, which somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. But what comforted me most was Black Wutong~ Only he actively submitted his manuscript, and I am very grateful to him! I spent a long time working on UBB last night, but today there were still some issues. However, after multiple revisions, it has taken shape. Next, I hope all readers will continue to support Integrity News~
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