Today was my first time playing in matchmaking mode. Overall, it was pretty good—two wins out of four games. Although there were losses, they were still acceptable... Actually, I learned a lesson from this experience: you're not afraid of god-like opponents, just of teammates who act like pigs T^T. Those two games were total disasters! In the second game, the opponents were just too strong; they all had Flash, and we only had one, so I'll skip that. The third game really demonstrated that saying. Those people basically got killed as soon as they went out. Me alone in the bush as Yorick didn't help a bit. They wreaked havoc, so I had to bravely block the fire (you know how that went T^T). In that game, our team got 44 kills, and I got 29 by myself… I suspect those people were just watching the show ←_←.
Besides that, other mishaps like wrong skill point allocation and buying the wrong items were just minor annoyances for me. Of course, there was also my mischievous side. Every time I saw the enemy Garen, I would show what a true bush Yorick is, what a truly terrible Yorick is… As a result, the enemy Garen took so much damage from me that they were nearly spitting blood. One even tried to fight me (darn, trying to compare tankiness and damage with me, still an entire universe apart! Every time they tried to silence or assassinate me, I dealt with it one by one). Another one ran away whenever they saw me and only came near when they had teammates. In the end, the enemy Garen was massacred by me. My super invincible huge Garen never got killed by the enemy Garen even once.
League of Legends (Xiao V's first everyone-against-everyone battle ′?` )
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Quack quack, hello, little pp,
Little pp, obviously it's you ←_← calling your own name all day and giggling ←_← Mama mia, someone come save me, a patient who ran out from the Fourth Hospital smiles at me lewdly every day T^T
Haha, two gays!!! I didn't see anything
I'm a normal guy, okay ←_← My sexual orientation has absolutely no problems ←_←
Uh, I mean, little pp, I've always called you that, is there a problem?
There's a problem ←_← Because the small pp is something I called you ←_←
You still say no!!! I'm too embarrassed to keep watching.
Just call me Brother V, everything is fine
I'm the one who called you this first; if you don't believe me, you can take heaven as a witness.
What if I, Zhao, called you? What would you do? Dare to bet with me ←_←
Really speechless, what are you afraid of, you liar and scoundrel
What is the bet? The entire family fortune?
How much money do you have in the bank??
Haha, I also play League of Legends, let's play together
Hehe...
Little butt, I bet on your integrity
Human-machine-dog~~~~
Playing against something that's not a human ←_←
My bet is twenty million, little pp, what about yours?
Are you chewing bubblegum?
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