. Helplessness — the feeling when you've been bitten by a dog but cannot bite back.\ Ribbon-cutting — severing something completely in front of everyone.\ Ability — like a check; it has no value unless you cash it.\ Bachelor — as long as you remain single, you are still a man.\ Trendy — something that drives women crazy and men insane.\ Schadenfreude — when the old cat is kicked out by its owner, the mice come out to see it off.\ Apple — its most glorious moment was when it fell on Newton's head.\ Fickle — the international movement of free love.\ Servant — a person whose head grows on someone else's shoulders.\ Poor person — someone whose relationship with money has deteriorated like never before.\ Heartbreak — emotional imbalance caused by excessive dependence.\ Generation gap — just when you've adapted to your son's long hair, he shaves it all off.\ Fossil — the Earth's stubborn memory.\ Dowry — a kickback from the mother-in-law to the son-in-law.\ Love each other endlessly — admiring yourself in the mirror.\ Buffet — you can't take leftovers away.\ Chang'e — the first woman to land on the moon.\ Heart disease — you are the eternal pain in my chest.\ Clock — a machine of great moral value to humanity; it tells us there's still plenty of time, so there's no need to worry about the future.\ Cynicism — a kind of villain who has hair on his eyes, seeing things as they really are, not as they should appear.\ Excitement — a type of cerebral failure caused by a rush of blood to the heart, sometimes accompanied by large amounts of sodium chloride solution from both eyes.\ Jealousy — the most incompetent form of competition.\ Fashion — a tyrant whom the smart both ridicule and obey.\ Forgetfulness — a gift from God to those in charge; when their conscience is insufficient, God compensates with forgetfulness.\ ★ If your eyes blink once, I die; if your eyes blink again, I come back to life; your eyes keep blinking, so I die and come back to life!\ ★ Do you love me? If you do, check the messages... hmm! I know you love me, I will consider your feelings carefully!★Forgive me for giving your phone number to a stranger. His name is Cupid, and he said he would help me tell you: my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, my heart waits for you. ★A wife is like China Telecom: very stable, but you can't take her out; a mistress is like China Mobile: convenient and fast, but you have to spend a lot of extra money; a lover is like China Unicom: feels fresh, but often out of coverage. ★Thank you for meeting and knowing you in this life. I am obsessed with you in my soul and my longing is overwhelming. I am sure you are the one I pursue in this life. Without you, my life is dull and dark. I need you so much, come back to me: Renminbi! ★Men are born guilty. They can't be afraid of hard work, of course you pay for the date, memorize sweet words to death, and any mistake is entirely your fault. ★Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is longer than Guan Yu's loyalty, my promises are emptier than Sun Wukong's! ★Break up, okay? I don't want to be entangled by you. If we have a chance to be together later, I still like you, so why do you keep bothering me......Hey, does anyone know how to undo this seatbelt? ★Every day I pray to heaven for a rose that blooms continuously, and when it reaches nine hundred ninety-nine and more, I will give it to you and emotionally say: "I just don't believe the bees attracted won't sting you!" ★What is pride? Bull! What is humility? Pretend! What is thrift? Stingy! What is intelligence? Brag! What is a beauty? You!
\ \ Mortal=====A so-called mortal is someone who thinks they are extraordinary\ Satisfaction=====A feeling that arises when seeing others' misfortunes\ Classical literature=====Something everyone hopes they have read but no one wants to actually read\ Neighbor=====Someone who knows your private life and scandals better than you do\ Conscience=====The only part of the body that hurts while all other parts feel comfortable\ Optimist=====A man who waits outside with the engine running after his wife enters a department store\ Life=====Life is like a car; when stationary, it takes up space, but once moving, you never know when it will run over someone\ Foreign literature=====A helpless literary work whose original text is incomprehensible and whose translation is unreadable\ Woman=====A person who never lies except about her own age, weight, and her husband's income\ Kissing=====Neither person has anything in their mouths, yet both feel a taste like heaven\ That sound is like the noise a buffalo makes when pulling its deeply stuck hooves out of a mud pit\ Intelligent person=====The smartest person thinks three times before speaking, and then says nothing\ Angel=====Bird droppings from heaven\ Beautiful woman=====A moldy girl\ Idol=====An object of vomiting\ 1. Guests from Africa are called: Hackers\ 2. Someone is like a pig: Pig or the like\ 3. Driving after drinking and having an accident: Drunk deserving death\ 4. Vomiting after drinking: Drunk receiving what they deserve\ 5. Doing what you like: Making love\ 6. Expressing your feelings: Passionate\ 7. A dead person rises from a latrine: Returning to life from excrement\ 8. A woman constantly abandoned by her husband: Former husband completely abandoned\ 9. Cao Cao just finished with his wife: Cao Cao finished\ 10. People punished for violating this term: Excessive action\ 11. When a friend has a birthday, we always say: Pig—happy birthday\ 12. Corrupt officials flying or riding in cars: Birds or beasts
