[Anonymous Brother V5] Entering science? I'm approaching your uncle!

1. In one episode, it was said that in a certain village there was a strange scream every night in the middle of the night, which woke up the whole village. No one dared to go out to see it, and they were afraid of insomnia until dawn. I interviewed a lot of elderly villagers. It is said that wild beasts are haunted here and come to the village every night to cause trouble, causing panic... The music is so scary! Damn it, it's divided into two episodes! In the end, he even said that it was a fat man in the village who was snoring while sleeping! TNND Is this fat man the reincarnation of Vajra Arhat, or Pavarotti's illegitimate son? ! Can snoring wake up a whole village? ! Depend on! I want to smash the TV! 2. One episode said that a family kept discovering that a bright red liquid like blood would seep out from the cracks in the tiles on the floor of their living room and spread everywhere. Everyone in the village didn't know what was going on. They wondered whether the land was a cemetery or something. Then they invited many experts to study the geographical location and terrain conditions of their home, and they concluded that it was impossible for underground minerals to seep back... Therefore, the final conclusion was: the liquid was sprinkled by this family themselves in order to become famous! I am "bang bang"! 3. Another episode said that a cowhide drum that had been hanging for several years suddenly grew hair on its own. This incident is quite famous in the local area. The program interviewed so many people, and the research was carried out from Xiamen University to the Central Government, but no one could tell the reason. In the end, there was no way out. The person who made the drum was framed as unprofessional and the hair was not shaved off. Wasn't the hair on the cowhide shaved off in the first place? I'm dizzy...doesn't this doubt the professionalism of drummers? hehe! To dismiss me with this conclusion, is it because I look down on my IQ or because the director's IQ is looked down upon. I'll get over it. If you're not good enough, you don't need to use someone else as a drummer to shield you, right? 4. There is another issue about an ancient temple in Mount Emei. It is located deep in the forest, but there is never a leaf on the roof. Just like this, after a long, deep, all-round and multi-angle analysis, I interviewed the intern monks in the temple, tourists, security guards, lay people, the director of the Cultural Relics Administration Bureau, and a dog belonging to the neighbor of his aunt's second sister's cousin, and finally came to the conclusion that it was blown away by the wind. I wanted to jump off the building right then! NN What a bear, it hurts my self-esteem too much! 5. I watched an episode where a pair of elderly people's lights kept turning on for no apparent reason at night. As a result, everyone said their home was haunted, and the elderly couple actually fell ill. Even though they invited some very good university professors to come in, they still couldn't explain it. In the end, the village inspected the circuit and said that the screw of the switch was loose. It just needs to be tightened... After watching it, I thought it was a program on the mentally retarded channel. The key is that I was patient enough to watch it! 6. And in the episode "Who's Flying on My Back", the atmosphere at the beginning was so mysterious. It is said that 30 years ago, a farmer was in a traffic-constrained rural area in Hebei Province at 10 o'clock the night before. He woke up at 5 or 6 o'clock the next morning and found that he was in Nanjing. He didn't know what happened. The same situation happened again, but when he woke up, he found that he had arrived in Shanghai. The two men also left names in their home: "Shandong Gao Dengmin and Gao Yanjin." For the third time, I was carried by two people and flew across several cities. This is probably the process. The program involves investigation and evidence collection. Witnesses and physical evidence are found everywhere. It was so fucking mysterious that I couldn't sleep that night and couldn't eat during the day! That's called lovesickness! In the end, a few bird experts came and insisted that the honest farmers were sleepwalking to Nanjing, Shanghai and other places. Seeing this, I fainted on the spot for a long time. Don't you need to buy a ticket if you sleepwalk in a car? Is it possible that people all over the country were sleepwalking in those days? But think about it, wasn't he sleepwalking across the country at that time? Later, bird experts said that the farmer suffered from epilepsy and everything was an illusion. MRI and CT scans chased the farmer to examine him and used his head as his head. However, the examination results showed that he was not sick and his brain was quite normal. The bird expert took a look at it and said again, then you are suffering from paranoia. This disease cannot be diagnosed! I thought I fainted again for a long time! NN bear, who is suffering from paranoia?You say someone is sick when they are not sick. There are no test results, and you still claim they are sick when you create test results. Who is so paranoid? 7. The most recent issue was about the spontaneous combustion of an old man. The cotton-padded clothes on the old man's body and even the objects he touched would spontaneously combust. As a result, his curiosity was greatly increased. After watching the end, I wiped it! It was the old man's granddaughter who lit it. Damn, does this have anything to do with science? Finally, the topic of unfilial piety among several children was brought up, which should be included in "Into the Family"! 8. A child is often "zombie possessed". Make all kinds of weird moves. For example, he rolls his eyes, bites, jumps forward with arms stretched out and legs, and wants to drink blood and bite. The lens is extremely dark and the atmosphere is so terrifying! And I interviewed many villagers, and everyone was very scared. Later, a professor was hired to investigate, but nothing could be found. The professor dragged the child to the hospital of West China University of Medical Sciences for a check-up and concluded that he was in good health. Finally, take that kid to a psychiatrist. The doctor asked a few SB questions and came to the conclusion that it was because the child wanted to attract the attention of his family. Because his father usually doesn't care much about him. As a result, after he pretended to be a zombie, his father became very concerned about him and took him to see a doctor. Is this going into science? 9. Last time, there was someone who was not afraid of electricity. He had no problem holding a 220v wire. Finally, it was sent to an expert in Beijing for evaluation. It was said that the man had thick calluses and was not afraid of electricity. I think there must be at least 500 million out of the 700 million farmers in China who are not afraid of electricity. 10. Water monster? The water monsters in those episodes were so deceptive. That Tianchi water monster was three things. They were otters, turtles... The third thing made me vomit blood. It was actually a motorboat driven by TMK Koreans! 11. In September 2006, a very strange thing happened to an ordinary villager's house in Caoban Village, Hua'an County, Fujian Province. In the middle of the night, there was a loud noise and an unknown object fell from the sky, breaking branches, smashing through the roof, sinking deeply into the ground, and creating a hole more than ten centimeters deep in the ground. And when it fell, it was very hot and very hot to the touch. The villagers started talking about it. Some said it was a meteorite, some said it was an airplane part, and some people said it was a UFO fragment. Some even said that this thing seemed to be an alien's urinal. Is it an extraterrestrial object or is there another reason? What exactly is this unknown object, and how did it fall here? "Approaching Science" reveals the answer for you. After all the pranks, I finally tell you that it was TM, a hydrogen balloon vendor who secretly made hydrogen and accidentally exploded the tank, causing the fragments to fall down! I'm crazy! 12. , I can't remember clearly if it's this program, but it's from CCTV10 anyway. It talks about an old farmer who used an electric pen to detect that the room was electrified, and then it progressed to the ground becoming electrified. Finally, I wiped it, the air was electrified, and it was more than 220V. How can people be fine when this kind of phenomenon occurs? Anyone with a bit of culture or common sense will know that there must be something wrong with the pen. I watched the program as if I were seeing a joke, and I was really convinced. 13. The episode I watched was awesome. The preview on the first day blinded our appetites. A woman (forgot where) didn't eat for five years, but she was actually in good health. Her family also admitted that she had not eaten for five years and only drank water. My interest was extremely high, and it was divided into two episodes. Finally, the woman and her husband were sent to the provincial hospital for examination (it was the woman who refused to eat). What does it have to do with her husband?), and finally after numerous expert examinations, they came to the conclusion that this woman suffered from delusional disorder, which is fantasy, obsessive-compulsive disorder, etc. In fact, she still ate, but she ate less. I was really dizzy. She was the only one with delusional disorder, and the family members she spent time with day and night still swore to prove it. Could it be that her whole family had delusional disorder? His family doesn't want to be famous, and they have nothing to gain from it. It's really hard to convince people no matter how hard they explain it!Later, I watched an episode where a female junior high school girl from an ethnic minority in Guizhou or Yunnan was possessed by a ghost. She passed out in class. When she woke up, she suddenly couldn't speak her hometown dialect and didn't recognize her relatives. She said she was from Fujian and spoke Fujian dialect. Finally, The conclusion was that this girl was under a lot of study pressure and suffered from hypochondriasis. It was so fucking disgusting. From now on, let's not call it science, just call it hypochondria. I was so angry at the time, MD host, can you believe this conclusion? You have to spend some money to make a living, right? I just want to dismiss us viewers with just a few sentences. I really don't know what CCTV's original intention is for this program. Can you convince yourself with your conclusion every time before you convince the audience? 14. There is another episode of the alien series "Who Will Fly on My Back", where it is said that a flying saucer was seen in the village. A relatively educated person in the village has been researching for many years and collected a lot of evidence. The expert went out to analyze for a long time and couldn't figure out why. Are there really flying saucers and aliens? It turned out that the man was actually a psychopath, and everyone in the village knew it. ? 15. In another issue, an illiterate guy suddenly wrote an article of hundreds of words eloquently after watching TV one night. It's uproar and shocking! "So what exactly happened? What made the protagonist who couldn't even read CCTV suddenly write an article? The answer is about to be revealed - stay tuned for the next issue." After a long, deep, all-round, multi-angle analysis - that guy is not illiterate, he has the habit of keeping a diary every night. I went there... 16. There is an episode about a white radish that was planted and turned into a carrot in autumn. Experts from across the country brainstormed. Water, fertilizer, land type, air, weather, and even planting methods were investigated. It is also divided into three episodes: upper, middle and lower. The final conclusion is that the guy planted the wrong seeds. 17. One episode said that the tiger-striped tarantula in China is really so poisonous that it can poison a cow? ?Answer: The spider bit the cow's tongue. The cow couldn't eat and starved to death. There is also an episode about how Chinese ants are really more powerful than army ants. Can they still eat sheep? As a result, the sheep fell down the mountain and died, and was eaten by ants. 18. There is an episode about a man who can suck blood from his skin as soon as he uses the power. There is no wound at the touch, but his gums bleed in the end...? Powerful...