Bad joke

The reason a woman divorced thirteen times in two years: A woman divorced thirteen times in two years. When asked why, she shook her head and bitterly answered: 'The first husband was from China National Petroleum, he drilled too deep, I couldn't take it; the second husband was a firefighter, once he pulled it out, it sprayed, it was uncomfortable; the third husband was from the Construction Bureau, he kept taking off and putting on again, always messing around; the fourth husband ran a fish pond, both times the water dried up before he did it, of course it hurt; the fifth husband was from the Public Safety Expert Bureau, he liked to tie me up while working, wouldn't let me move, it was unbearable; the sixth husband was from the Organization Department, he only talked and intimidated people, never did actual work; the seventh husband dealt in antiques, he walked around on tiptoe watching over things carefully, it was even more stressful than actually doing it; the eighth husband was a surgeon, he couldn't stop until there was blood; the ninth husband was from the Science and Technology Bureau, always arguing about innovation; the tenth husband was from the Tax Bureau, he just slept all the time, sleep, sleep, sleep. The eleventh husband was a civil servant, only knew how to use connections. The twelfth was from the Chinese football team, played for 90 minutes but never scored. The last husband just frequently visited the 7723 forum, always browsing but never took action!'