Childhood Pastimes and Childhood Fun

The thing is, the original poster has a poor memory and has basically forgotten childhood events. But some things are still vivid in memory, and some I was told by my mom. The only thing is that every time I hear or think of these things, I burst out laughing. Next, the original poster will embarrass themselves by sharing a few representative stories!

1. (This story was told to me by my mom) I have to say here that the original poster was very smart. It was the end-of-term exam in third grade, and I scored only 28 points on the math test! Damn it! Some people might say this is smart, then wouldn't I be talented all the time? Don't worry, listen as I slowly explain. I scored 28 points because I only did four problem-solving questions, each worth seven points. Smart, right? Honestly, I also want to know what I was thinking back then, but my mom wouldn't tell me, so I had no idea!

2. This must have been when I was even younger. At that time, my neighbor had a girl, a year younger than me (according to my mom, it seems we did quite a few bad things as kids! Hehe, that's off-topic.) I remember once, my mom and her mom went out to play, leaving just the two of us at home. Just as we were bored (did I even know the meaning of ‘bored' back then?), I suggested we go find our moms. Maybe because I was older, she would agree to anything I said without thinking, so we set off on our search for our moms. As things were going according to plan, we came to a fork in the road—one path led to my grandma's house. Maybe I had eaten a bit too much that day, so I suggested we go to my grandma's to play (because there were many cousins there and I often went, so I knew the way). Just like I had suggested going to find our moms, this didn't require any thought. We set off on our play adventure again. Here's the key part. That day had just cleared up, and there were still puddles on the road (sorry, I forgot to mention this earlier). On country roads, a puddle would form a mud patch. Normally, I wouldn't care about mud patches, but by some strange misfortune, I fell right in! When she saw me fall, she deliberately fell in too, and then, you know, two little kids! In the end, when we went back, only our eyes and noses were visible (I don't remember who brought us home). My dad and her dad were laughing like mad, and in the end, it was my mom who came back to give me a bath!(囧o(╯□╰)o) 3. It was a hot afternoon (hehe, this time I won't forget). I was only two or three years old then. My mom went out to play cards, and I was taking a nap alone. When I woke up, I found the bed was too high for me to get down. I've already mentioned the first funny thing, that I was very smart. I threw the pillow, the quilt, and the bedsheet all onto the floor, then climbed down along the edge of the bed (from this you can see that the original poster's Chinese language skills were not exactly great). This incident was told to me by my dad, because it became a point of pride for him at the time! The three things the original poster mentioned are all their own experiences, certainly not fabricated or plagiarized.